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LET ME BUTTER YOUR BISCUIT - Duchess - 02-23-2014
Thanks for posting Mockers. I'd love to slather you with butter.
RE: LET ME BUTTER YOUR BISCUIT - Midwest Spy - 02-23-2014
In the 80's classic 'Weird Science' Chet (played by Bill Paxton) tells Kelly LeBrock's character, "... first I'm gonna butter your muffin."
This thread is ruining the fond memories I have of that scene because no one is saying it correctly.
RE: LET ME BUTTER YOUR BISCUIT - HairOfTheDog - 02-23-2014
First, I'm gonna butter your muffin, MS.
Then, I'm gonna knock your top off.
The top of the muffin is the best part.
RE: LET ME BUTTER YOUR BISCUIT - sally - 02-23-2014
I like a nice, toasted buttered English muffin. With little pools of butter in the browned nooks and crannies.
I'm talking about a real English muffin, not CN.
RE: LET ME BUTTER YOUR BISCUIT - Midwest Spy - 02-23-2014
(02-23-2014, 08:34 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: First, I'm gonna butter your muffin, MS.
Then, I'm gonna knock your top off.
The top of the muffin is the best part.
I just went and revisited the scene I mentioned via YouTube.
Kelly was a hottie back in the day.
Now she's Omega Moo material.
RE: LET ME BUTTER YOUR BISCUIT - QueenBee - 02-23-2014
![[Image: muffintop.jpg]](http://media.photobucket.com/user/Nolamom/media/Posters/muffintop.jpg.html)
RE: LET ME BUTTER YOUR BISCUIT - Maggot - 02-23-2014
Hell!!
RE: LET ME BUTTER YOUR BISCUIT - HairOfTheDog - 02-24-2014
(02-23-2014, 09:45 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I just went and revisited the scene I mentioned via YouTube.
Kelly was a hottie back in the day.
Now she's Omega Moo material.
Why do you have to be such a wanker?
But yeah, she's definitely bigger. "Weird Science" was what, like 30 years ago, though?
![[Image: kelly-lebrock-plastic-surgery-before-and-after.jpg]](http://www.mydochub.com/images/kelly-lebrock-plastic-surgery-before-and-after.jpg)
I think she looks alright and don't think the extra weight lessens her attractiveness as much as the ever-changing face.
Really don't get why celebrities go so far.
RE: LET ME BUTTER YOUR BISCUIT - crash - 02-24-2014
She's getting that lioness look about her..
RE: LET ME BUTTER YOUR BISCUIT - Midwest Spy - 02-24-2014
(02-24-2014, 12:06 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(02-23-2014, 09:45 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I just went and revisited the scene I mentioned via YouTube.
Kelly was a hottie back in the day.
Now she's Omega Moo material.
Why do you have to be such a wanker?
Because I get off on it.
Bill Paxton has always been one of my favorites and he played Chet pretty damn well.
'Aliens', 'Twister', 'Titanic', (the Wyatt Earp movie with Kurt Russell), Hatfield & McCoys (with Kevin Costner), etc,, he's had a nice career.
RE: LET ME BUTTER YOUR BISCUIT - Duchess - 02-24-2014
(02-23-2014, 08:29 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: no one is saying it correctly.
Only one person said it wrong, everyone else is following suit.
RE: LET ME BUTTER YOUR BISCUIT - HairOfTheDog - 02-24-2014
(02-24-2014, 01:05 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Because I get off on it.
Bill Paxton has always been one of my favorites and he played Chet pretty damn well.
'Aliens', 'Twister', 'Titanic', (the Wyatt Earp movie with Kurt Russell), Hatfield & McCoys (with Kevin Costner), etc,, he's had a nice career.
Get real. Use your fuzzy logic...
"A Simple Plan" and "Frailty" are his best movies.
I like Paxton alright, too.
RE: LET ME BUTTER YOUR BISCUIT - BlueTiki - 02-24-2014
(02-24-2014, 11:06 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: "A Simple Plan" and "Frailty" are his best movies.
I like Paxton alright, too.
Frailty gets my vote.
I believe he directed it, too.
(too lazy to check the accuracy of my memory)
RE: LET ME BUTTER YOUR BISCUIT - HairOfTheDog - 02-24-2014
I checked it out and you're right - Paxton did direct "Frailty", Tiki.
Didn't know anything about the movie before I started watching it quite a while back - it surprised me.
It's a memorable film.
RE: LET ME BUTTER YOUR BISCUIT - Cynical Ninja - 02-25-2014
As long as the administration recognise the fact my mere presence creates threads.
If someone created a thread based solely on a post of maggotyboo the space/time continum would fail.
But hotdog would be there offering CPR of course.
RE: LET ME BUTTER YOUR BISCUIT - HairOfTheDog - 02-25-2014
Well, what good is having the certification if you're not ready to use it?
I'd offer CPR in a heartbeat - or the lack of one.
But, I'm not up for performing virtual CPR on the internet. No matter; very few people let internet interactions affect their health physically or emotionally anyway.
And very few people would compare inspiring a thread topic to something earth shattering; "special" people.
RE: LET ME BUTTER YOUR BISCUIT - Donovan - 02-25-2014
And let's not forget "Game over, man, game over!" the now-classic line from Aliens, was also a Paxton line and IIRC I think I read somewhere it was improvised.