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I like to open with a joke. - Cutz - 05-29-2014
What's brown and sticky?
....
A stick.
I'm new. I like the things you love and I hate the things you don't like.
We should be friends.
RE: I like to open with a joke. - Cutz - 05-29-2014
Oh, and I'm not in the music industry.
RE: I like to open with a joke. - Duchess - 05-29-2014
Woooo. Newbie fish.
Hiya, Cutz. Welcome to Mock - where the inmates run the asylum.
RE: I like to open with a joke. - cannongal - 05-29-2014
Cars, get in here and show this Cutz character what a real joke is.
RE: I like to open with a joke. - Cutz - 05-29-2014
(05-29-2014, 06:00 AM)cannongal Wrote: Cars, get in here and show this Cutz character what a real joke is.
I thought nudity was only allowed in the other subforum.
RE: I like to open with a joke. - cannongal - 05-29-2014
(05-29-2014, 06:03 AM)Cutz Wrote: I thought nudity was only allowed in the other subforum.
Better...
RE: I like to open with a joke. - QueenBee - 05-29-2014
Hi there. welcome to the nut house. If you are allergic to nuts, this is not the place to be.
RE: I like to open with a joke. - HairOfTheDog - 05-29-2014
(05-29-2014, 05:49 AM)Cutz Wrote: I'm not in the music industry.
Are you in the...porn industry?
So, that's a cute kitty you've got in your avatar, Cutz.
Are you an animal lover, a gun lover, both, neither?
RE: I like to open with a joke. - Maggot - 05-29-2014
I am going with Kamikaze pilot.
RE: I like to open with a joke. - JsMom - 05-29-2014
RE: I like to open with a joke. - BlueTiki - 05-29-2014
(05-29-2014, 05:49 AM)Cutz Wrote: Oh, and I'm not in the music industry.
This was important to declare because . . . ?
What other things are you "not"?
RE: I like to open with a joke. - Carsman - 05-29-2014
(05-29-2014, 06:00 AM)cannongal Wrote: Cars, get in here and show this Cutz character what a real joke is.
Well now gal, you said you weren't going to tell anyone about that!
Now that you did, it's only fair you go first and be the joke.
Oh yeah, welcome Cutz. Have to say, that was your joke?
RE: I like to open with a joke. - Maggot - 05-29-2014
The nerve, the nerve I say....
That's like shitting on someones doorstep then ringing the doorbell to ask for toilet paper.
RE: I like to open with a joke. - ramseycat - 05-29-2014
I think this dude IS the joke.
RE: I like to open with a joke. - BlueTiki - 05-29-2014
(05-29-2014, 10:24 AM)Carsman Wrote: Have to say, that was your joke?
Maybe we should feed punchlines to Cutz and have it create the back-story?
I'll start: "Cutz . . . that's the dog's dick, in your hand!"
RE: I like to open with a joke. - Maggot - 05-29-2014
(05-29-2014, 11:02 AM)BlueTiki Wrote:(05-29-2014, 10:24 AM)Carsman Wrote: Have to say, that was your joke?
Maybe we should feed punchlines to Cutz and have it create the back-story?
I'll start: "Cutz . . . that's the dog's dick, in your hand!"
ummm........what did the blonde say to the blind veterinarian?
RE: I like to open with a joke. - HairOfTheDog - 05-29-2014
(05-29-2014, 09:38 AM)JsMom Wrote:
C'mon -- wake up, mamacita!
We've got a cat-burglary and a stick-up in progress here and you're on the verge of a siesta?
Have an energy-boosting brunch and you'll be ready for action; 3 cups of black coffee, a glass of water, four to six NoDoz tabs, two lines of coke...done.
RE: I like to open with a joke. - BlueTiki - 05-29-2014
(05-29-2014, 11:14 AM)Maggot Wrote:(05-29-2014, 11:02 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: Maybe we should feed punchlines to Cutz and have it create the back-story?
I'll start: "Cutz . . . that's the dog's dick, in your hand!"
ummm........what did the blonde say to the blind veterinarian?
Thanks, maggot for jumping in and not letting the newbie give it a go.
Note to Cutz: Don't hire maggot as one of your back-story writers.
RE: I like to open with a joke. - Cutz - 05-29-2014
(05-29-2014, 08:21 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:Not in the porn industry. I've never been a big animal lover, but I moved in with a girl that has a Golden Retriever, and he's pretty cool. I'm not a gun lover, but I like them ok, and very much a fan of America's constitutional right to own them.(05-29-2014, 05:49 AM)Cutz Wrote: I'm not in the music industry.Are you in the...porn industry?
So, that's a cute kitty you've got in your avatar, Cutz.
Are you an animal lover, a gun lover, both, neither?
(05-29-2014, 10:04 AM)BlueTiki Wrote:Just a carry-over from the other thread I posted in. Really it was because I posted a question that I figured out the answer to myself given a couple minutes of browsing, and couldn't figure out how to delete the post. I am also not a...(05-29-2014, 05:49 AM)Cutz Wrote: Oh, and I'm not in the music industry.This was important to declare because . . . ?
What other things are you "not"?
(05-29-2014, 09:25 AM)Maggot Wrote: I am going with Kamikaze pilot.
(05-29-2014, 10:24 AM)Carsman Wrote: Oh yeah, welcome Cutz. Have to say, that was your joke?Thanks. Well, it's not my joke, I didn't write it or anything. I do like it tho. It's short and straight to the point. (Sorry for another stick joke.)
(05-29-2014, 10:59 AM)ramseycat Wrote: I think this dude IS the joke.fair opinion.
(05-29-2014, 12:02 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Note to Cutz: Don't hire maggot as one of your back-story writers.Duely noted.
RE: I like to open with a joke. - HairOfTheDog - 05-29-2014
(05-29-2014, 04:47 PM)Cutz Wrote: Not in the porn industry. I've never been a big animal lover, but I moved in with a girl that has a Golden Retriever, and he's pretty cool. I'm not a gun lover, but I like them ok, and very much a fan of America's constitutional right to own them.
I see, Cutz.
Last thing we need in this place is yet another porn star, so I'm kinda relieved that you're not in that biz. I'm not a porn star either. It's not that I didn't try, just blew too many lines in auditions. Plus, it was harder than I'd thought and most of the actors were a real pain in the ass.
As for the Golden Retriever, it's a good thing you like him. Seems he was there first, so hopefully he likes you back.
Anyway, welcome to Mock. It's nice to see you already jumping into other threads -- not a timid one, I take it. That's good.