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Breaking News!!!!!!!! - Maggot - 02-27-2015
There was a racist comment scrawled on the bathroom wall at a high school!!! It was right above "for a good time call miss Sally at 867-5309"
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NEWS FLASH...NEWS FLASH...NEWS FLASH... NEWS FLASH...
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The President has been briefed and Al Sharpton along with the NAACP are converging on the scene. More to come on this tragic incident when available.
RE: Breaking News!!!!!!!! - Duchess - 02-27-2015
Did someone call Sally a nigga?
RE: Breaking News!!!!!!!! - HairOfTheDog - 02-27-2015
Well, it's about time stall-scrawlers were cracked down on!
Was it in the girls' bathroom, the boys' bathroom, or the transgender bathroom? That'll help them narrow down the suspect list.
Anyway, I bet it was one of THOSE damned kids who brings his/her own lunch to school.
RE: Breaking News!!!!!!!! - crash - 02-27-2015
If it was the transgendered bathroom, I bet it was someone with a nut allergy
RE: Breaking News!!!!!!!! - HairOfTheDog - 02-27-2015
(02-27-2015, 09:41 AM)crash Wrote: If it was the transgendered bathroom, I bet it was someone with a nut allergy
If the "for a good time call..." scrawler is a damned lunch-packer, I bet he loves to get Frito-Lays in the sack.
RE: Breaking News!!!!!!!! - Maggot - 02-27-2015
Spooning in the lavatory is not allowed but heavy petting is.
RE: Breaking News!!!!!!!! - Duchess - 02-27-2015
Tell her to bend over the vanity.
RE: Breaking News!!!!!!!! - Mohammed - 02-28-2015
Bend over. Always good!
Always go with .... bend over!!!
RE: Breaking News!!!!!!!! - sally - 02-28-2015
(02-27-2015, 09:08 AM)Maggot Wrote: "for a good time call miss Sally at 867-5309"
Thanks, Maggot. Clang has been calling here all fucking morning.
RE: Breaking News!!!!!!!! - Clang McFly - 02-28-2015
(02-28-2015, 02:35 PM)sally Wrote:(02-27-2015, 09:08 AM)Maggot Wrote: "for a good time call miss Sally at 867-5309"
Thanks, Maggot. Clang has been calling here all fucking morning.
I've already contacted R Kelly's peoples to make "Hello?*heavy breathing noises*CLICK" into the next greatest rap/love ballad.
RE: Breaking News!!!!!!!! - Maggot - 02-28-2015
Next time I'll use "My Sharonna" Sally is such an abused name.