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Oh Shit..but appropriate for the Assholes in the News forum - QueenBee - 08-31-2015
A 27-year-old man who was suffering from severe constipation for 10 years underwent surgery to remove a large stool from his colon.
The unidentified patient was evaluated at Second People’s Hospital in Chengdu, China, after complaining of stomach pain, Central European News (CEN) reported. While he had been admitted for the same pain previously, doctors had been unable to diagnosis the cause.
A series of X-rays revealed that the patient’s heart had shifted to the right because his colon had swelled to twice the normal size, CEN reported. Doctors diagnosed him with congenital megacolon, which can cause paralysis of the movements of the bowel and can sometimes lead to fecal tumors.
Surgeons later removed an 11-pound stool that had lodged itself in the patient’s colon and caused his severe pain. He is currently in recovery, CEN reported
RE: Oh Shit..but appropriate for the Assholes in the News forum - Duchess - 08-31-2015
*face palm*
RE: Oh Shit..but appropriate for the Assholes in the News forum - Carsman - 08-31-2015
Man, when that guy said he had to take a shit, he really had to take a shit!
RE: Oh Shit..but appropriate for the Assholes in the News forum - SIXFOOTERsez - 08-31-2015
Code Brown
RE: Oh Shit..but appropriate for the Assholes in the News forum - Maggot - 08-31-2015
That story's full of shit.
RE: Oh Shit..but appropriate for the Assholes in the News forum - Blindgreed1 - 08-31-2015
That OR is out of commission for a while I hope.
RE: Oh Shit..but appropriate for the Assholes in the News forum - Duchess - 08-31-2015
Poop! Poop! Poop! It should nevah be a topic of conversation.
RE: Oh Shit..but appropriate for the Assholes in the News forum - Blindgreed1 - 08-31-2015
(08-31-2015, 03:59 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Poop! Poop! Poop! It should nevah be a topic of conversation.
RE: Oh Shit..but appropriate for the Assholes in the News forum - QueenBee - 08-31-2015
(08-31-2015, 03:59 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Poop! Poop! Poop! It should nevah be a topic of conversation.
RE: Oh Shit..but appropriate for the Assholes in the News forum - Ski at 1SKY6 - 08-31-2015
(08-31-2015, 01:04 PM)QueenBee Wrote:
A 27-year-old man who was suffering from severe constipation for 10 years underwent surgery to remove a large stool from his colon.
Surgeons later removed an 11-pound stool that had lodged itself in the patient’s colon and caused his severe pain. He is currently in recovery, CEN reported
I think I saw a recent news story of a young girl dying from the same condition.
RE: Oh Shit..but appropriate for the Assholes in the News forum - Carsman - 08-31-2015
11 lb turd, guess they don't have "Milk of Magnesia" in China!
RE: Oh Shit..but appropriate for the Assholes in the News forum - Duchess - 08-31-2015
Godfuckingdamn people!
RE: Oh Shit..but appropriate for the Assholes in the News forum - Clang McFly - 08-31-2015
Poop, there it is.
RE: Oh Shit..but appropriate for the Assholes in the News forum - ramseycat - 08-31-2015
(08-31-2015, 09:13 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Poop, there it is.
An 11lb turd. Mind blowing.