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RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Maggot - 02-21-2017

Sally...........What is the best part of the day?


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Som Yung Ho - 02-21-2017

Sally, how can a bird have sex with a bee?


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - sally - 02-21-2017

(02-21-2017, 10:14 AM)Maggot Wrote: Sally...........What is the best part of the day?

Beer:30 or 4:20. It's a toss up.


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Maggot - 02-21-2017

I kinda like beer 30 too. But its about 6-6:30 for me.


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - sally - 02-21-2017

(02-21-2017, 11:09 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Sally, how can a bird have sex with a bee?

You need me to explain the birds and the bees to you? Some kind of ho you are.


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Som Yung Ho - 02-21-2017

Why do all these babies keep falling out of me?


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Clang McFly - 02-21-2017

(02-21-2017, 02:57 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Why do all these babies keep falling out of me?

Because you keep shoving them up your ass, and refuse to sew your ass shut.


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Som Yung Ho - 02-21-2017

I don't own an ass or any other animals. Now, sussh! A minutes silence please!


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - sally - 02-21-2017

(02-21-2017, 02:57 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Why do all these babies keep falling out of me?

Those would be called bowel movements, Yung Ho. But call them what you want I guess.


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Som Yung Ho - 02-21-2017

Thank you Stewie. I will!


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Carsman - 02-22-2017

If you could do one thing (only one) over in your life Sal what would it be?


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Mohammed - 02-22-2017

Me!


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Duchess - 02-22-2017



I was wrong when I said Sally loved Clang the best. It's really Mo.



RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - sally - 02-22-2017

(02-22-2017, 07:30 AM)Carsman Wrote: If you could do one thing (only one) over in your life Sal what would it be?

Other than Mo my answer would be not killing the cat. I only wanted to get him vaccinated and some antibiotics and then they talked me into getting him neutered too. Then they wanted me to bring him back a week later to pull out all his freaking rotten teeth. The poor thing probably died from shock.


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Duchess - 02-22-2017



Please don't ever feel bad for trying to do the right thing. I felt so proud of you when you took the initiative with that cat when it didn't have anyone else to care.



RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - sally - 02-22-2017

It was weird because they said he was severely anemic and dehydrated plus his immune system caused sores all in his mouth so they gave him a round of fluids, steroids, antibiotics and pain meds. They said this should make him feel so much better. It made him feel better alright.


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Mohammed - 02-22-2017

(02-22-2017, 12:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I was wrong when I said Sally loved Clang the best. It's really Mo.

Well, it's a different kind of love. There's gentle cuddling, rocking, patting on the head and whispering sweet nothings into hairy ears kinda love, and then there's just vicious, violent, passionately passing out your panties sorta love.

Anyways, I'll be having some exciting news in a few days I hope.


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Duchess - 02-22-2017

(02-22-2017, 03:04 PM)Mohammed Wrote: Anyways, I'll be having some exciting news in a few days I hope.


You're such a tease.

There was a time I would have thought that ^^^^ would have meant you were coming to the United States.

Could you be opening your own restaurant?



RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Clang McFly - 02-22-2017

(02-21-2017, 07:55 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: I don't own an ass or any other animals. Now, sussh! A minutes silence please!

My rice is done. Back to the NOIZE!


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Som Yung Ho - 02-23-2017

The what???