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RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Som Yung Ho - 01-21-2017

Why is it wrong to have sex with animals?


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - aussiefriend - 01-21-2017

(01-20-2017, 05:24 PM)sally Wrote: Ha ha I was posting at the same time as Maggot. Well Aussie it looks like you're going to have to find someone else who knows what the fuck you're talking about. Maybe Duchess.

This thread is false advertising. I want my money back.


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Clang McFly - 01-21-2017

(01-20-2017, 12:43 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Yeah, suck it up and go to work Clang. Sounds like you could use some brownie points.

Then, drink like a fish tomorrow night; alcohol is a natural antibiotic and, bonus, also a pretty effective pain killer.

Stop drinking and start taking your prescribed antibiotics and painkillers on Saturday morning and rest all weekend so you can be at work again bright and early Monday morning.

Sorry to disappoint you,HoTD but I skipped work. I didn't even have to lie much. Said my tooth was still hurting(it was a tiny bit) and my boss said I sounded terrible. It was a productive day though. Got a free haircut, hot towel and neck and shoulder massage. Drank like a fish later too. Schmaltz Brewery had an IPA Fest. 6 samples for $25 and got to keep the sample glass. Before that had a spirits tasting and my first ever martini next door at Yankee Distillery. Oh and also had 6 free beer samples at the Market 32 Growler stations. Saranac's S'mores Porter is yummy.


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Som Yung Ho - 01-21-2017

Too long didn't read.


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - HairOfTheDog - 01-21-2017

(01-21-2017, 08:56 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Sorry to disappoint you,HoTD but I skipped work. I didn't even have to lie much. Said my tooth was still hurting(it was a tiny bit) and my boss said I sounded terrible. It was a productive day though. Got a free haircut, hot towel and neck and shoulder massage. Drank like a fish later too. Schmaltz Brewery had an IPA Fest. 6 samples for $25 and got to keep the sample glass. Before that had a spirits tasting and my first ever martini next door at Yankee Distillery. Oh and also had 6 free beer samples at the Market 32 Growler stations. Saranac's S'mores Porter is yummy.

I'm not disappointed, you slacker. ')

Sounds like you had a pretty amazing Friday off and probably forgot all about that little bit of tooth pain; self-medication is underrated.

I do hope you got a prescribed antibiotic like amoxcillin for the weekend though. Tooth and gum infections seriously suck.


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Clang McFly - 01-21-2017

Yeah I got the antibiotics. But I'm pretty sure all that alcohol will also help prevent infection.


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - HairOfTheDog - 01-21-2017

(01-20-2017, 11:50 PM)sally Wrote:
(01-20-2017, 11:17 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Why is Maggot's ass so very hairy?

He lives in a colder climate so over the years he started to grow an abnormal amount of hair all over his ass and balls due to his body's natural defense mechanism. No more of that I'm freezing my balls or ass off nonsense.

Thanks sal, that makes sense.

Another poster-related question: Why does Som Yung Ho have such a limited attention span and preoccupation with non-consensual sex?


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - sally - 01-21-2017

I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I believe Yung Ho may be a troll and not really an Asian person at all. I know it's shocking.


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Duchess - 01-21-2017



*gasp*



RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - aussiefriend - 01-21-2017

(01-21-2017, 12:40 PM)sally Wrote: I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I believe Yung Ho may be a troll and not really an Asian person at all. I know it's shocking.

"ASK SALLY ANYTHING" except hard stuff.


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Ski at 1SKY6 - 01-21-2017

Hi Sally. I have a question. How much hard stuff do you get offered?


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Som Yung Ho - 01-22-2017

(01-21-2017, 12:40 PM)sally Wrote: I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I believe Yung Ho may be a troll and not really an Asian person at all. I know it's shocking.
You still haven't answered my question from like ages ago!


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - sally - 01-22-2017

I'm not answering any of you asshole's questions anymore.

Well unless it's a normal one.


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - BigMark - 01-22-2017

Is Cheesecake pie?


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - sally - 01-22-2017

(01-22-2017, 12:22 AM)BigMark Wrote: Is Cheesecake pie?

If it was it would be called cheesepie, asshole.


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Som Yung Ho - 01-22-2017

(01-22-2017, 12:12 AM)sally Wrote: I'm not answering any of you asshole's questions anymore.

Well unless it's a normal one.
Whats the population of Queenstown, New Zealand?


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - sally - 01-22-2017

Two Brothers.


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Som Yung Ho - 01-22-2017

WRONG!!!


RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Duchess - 01-22-2017



Dear Sally,

Does one's choice of a blow dryer REALLY matter?

Look at these choices - Ceramic, Dual Voltage, Ionic, Tourmaline.

I don't use a blow dryer so I wouldn't know.

Thanks in advance!



RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - sally - 01-22-2017

I have two and the Tourmaline does dry my hair a lot faster despite the air not coming out as fast and hot as the other one.