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The Buzz thread - Maggot - 02-15-2020

This is a thread that you can be buzzed and say whatever you want. Drank to much? Speak out. Smoke to much? yap yap yap.
I must have sucked down a 12 pack today and now I feel damn good and I may have a few more. So without further ado lets get this shit off your chest. 
I hate todays music and think that punk Bille Elish or whatever her name is truly fucked up that James Bond song. And you know what else? I/m sick of winter yeah thats right I am.


RE: The Buzz thread - BigMark - 02-15-2020

I'm sick of loud rude gringos.


RE: The Buzz thread - Clang McFly - 02-16-2020

I'm sick of people telling me I'm an ugly woman. GODDAMMIT I AM BEAUTIFUL! *shoves a fistful of tacos into his piehole and washes it down with a bottle vodka*

Burpfartvomit....


RE: The Buzz thread - Duchess - 02-16-2020

(02-16-2020, 09:55 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm sick of people telling me I'm an ugly woman. 


My brothers used to tell me, "you're pretty...UGLY! ". One day I nailed one of them with the aluminum extension of my mom's vacuum. 


RE: The Buzz thread - BigMark - 02-16-2020

Clang, you're just ugly on the inside.


RE: The Buzz thread - Maggot - 02-16-2020

When you hit me on the head with your beer bottle.......




RE: The Buzz thread - Clang McFly - 02-16-2020

(02-16-2020, 10:44 AM)BigMark Wrote: Clang, you're just ugly on the inside.
That's not what the doctor who molested my prostate said. At least I think he was a doctor. It's normal to check your prostate with two fists up the ass,right?


RE: The Buzz thread - cannongal - 02-16-2020

(02-16-2020, 09:55 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm sick of people telling me I'm an ugly woman. GODDAMMIT I AM BEAUTIFUL! *shoves a fistful of tacos into his piehole and washes it down with a bottle vodka*

Burpfartvomit....

Why are you asking people about your womanhood?  I hope you at least had some orange juice with that vodka.    Folic acid is good for stretch marks.


RE: The Buzz thread - Clang McFly - 02-16-2020

(02-16-2020, 12:17 PM)cannongal Wrote:
(02-16-2020, 09:55 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm sick of people telling me I'm an ugly woman. GODDAMMIT I AM BEAUTIFUL! *shoves a fistful of tacos into his piehole and washes it down with a bottle vodka*

Burpfartvomit....

Why are you asking people about your womanhood?  I hope you at least had some orange juice with that vodka.    Folic acid is good for stretch marks.
Orange juice? The sweat Donald Jessica Trump wrings out from his toupee?


RE: The Buzz thread - cannongal - 02-16-2020

Ew.... Donald Jessica?


RE: The Buzz thread - BigMark - 02-16-2020

He looks more like a Barbara.