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RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - Clang McFly - 08-11-2020
(08-11-2020, 05:34 AM)BigMark Wrote: He should be confined to the Hogwarts School for the Subliminally Insane.More fucked up stories of my fucked up childhood, you say?
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - Clang McFly - 08-11-2020
(08-11-2020, 12:24 AM)BigMark Wrote: He was a stain on the family name and garments.Hey diddle,diddle, that's what you get when your a child of the middle.
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - Clang McFly - 08-11-2020
(08-10-2020, 10:18 PM)sally Wrote: I just thought of who Clang reminds me of, a fat Marilyn Manson.I need to shave off my beard. I'm starting to look like a fat Charles Manson.
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - BigMark - 08-11-2020
I CALL UPON THEE TO REPENT, TO REBUKE YOUR SORDID AND EVIL WAY! (FACE PALMS HIM VERY VIOLENTLY) BE HEALED! BE HEALED IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY GHOST! (Clang rotates his head 360 and farts blood on the priest)
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - Duchess - 08-11-2020
Are we performing exorcisms now? I'm down with that.
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - Clang McFly - 08-11-2020
(08-11-2020, 09:12 AM)BigMark Wrote: I CALL UPON THEE TO REPENT, TO REBUKE YOUR SORDID AND EVIL WAY! (FACE PALMS HIM VERY VIOLENTLY) BE HEALED! BE HEALED IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY GHOST! (Clang rotates his head 360 and farts blood on the priest)Your mother sews socks that smell!
https://youtu.be/B8dKnFU5LUE
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - BigMark - 08-11-2020
(Momma Clang) Oh my gracious dear, the laundry put extra starch in my panities again!
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - sally - 08-11-2020
This just ain't right.
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - Duchess - 08-11-2020
(08-11-2020, 12:14 PM)sally Wrote: This just ain't right.
Don't make eye contact.
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - Clang McFly - 08-11-2020
(08-11-2020, 10:57 AM)BigMark Wrote: (Momma Clang) Oh my gracious dear, the laundry put extra starch in my panities again!We had a washer and dryer. Everyone did their own laundry. I wouldn't have got away with it otherwise. Just had to make sure to change over my clothes from the washer to the dryer and take my clothes out of the dryer before anyone noticed the lady clothes in there.
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - Clang McFly - 08-11-2020
(08-11-2020, 12:20 PM)Duchess Wrote:(08-11-2020, 12:14 PM)sally Wrote: This just ain't right.
Don't make eye contact.
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - Clang McFly - 08-11-2020
(08-11-2020, 12:14 PM)sally Wrote: This just ain't right.
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - Maggot - 08-11-2020
I just knew you would like this thread my pervy pal.
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - Clang McFly - 08-11-2020
(08-11-2020, 01:06 PM)Maggot Wrote: I just knew you would like this thread my pervy pal.
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - Carsman - 08-11-2020
(08-10-2020, 08:08 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-10-2020, 05:23 PM)sally Wrote: Yuck. I never explained anything, I assumed they could figure it out on their own.Well I wish Mom and Dad had explained erections and masturbation instead. I don't think I masturbated until I was 23.
Guess you never got to "wash it" in the shower!
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - Maggot - 08-11-2020
here's 10 hrs of wank for ya Clang..........
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - Clang McFly - 08-11-2020
(08-11-2020, 02:58 PM)Carsman Wrote:I sometimes didn't wash my legs in the shower. And then the other kids would rightfully bully me for wearing the previous day's dirt on my legs.(08-10-2020, 08:08 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-10-2020, 05:23 PM)sally Wrote: Yuck. I never explained anything, I assumed they could figure it out on their own.Well I wish Mom and Dad had explained erections and masturbation instead. I don't think I masturbated until I was 23.
Guess you never got to "wash it" in the shower!
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - Clang McFly - 08-11-2020
(08-11-2020, 03:17 PM)Maggot Wrote: here's 10 hrs of wank for ya Clang..........God bless you, sir! You are an American hero.
You may have bad taste in Presidents, but you have excellent taste in women. I'll be back in 10 hours.
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - BigMark - 08-11-2020
sally is hotter
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - sally - 08-11-2020
I can only wish. But I do have way better hips.