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Bucket list - Maggot - 05-14-2021 i would like to dance barefoot with Duchess to somethinp like B-bop-a-lu-la on a dancefloor with no shoes and socks, maybe some sawdust on the dancefloor like a Pulp Fiction scene. I would like to drive 80 in my Chevelle with Cars by my side on a narrow, windy road with Maybeline playing by Chuck Berry! That would be fun! Maybe go to a wet bar with Sally and get drunk. I could knock her back as I reached for peanuts so her hair got wet and she would sputter and come back up with a smile. Possibly go on a bike ride with BM and squirt some bee attracter on him before he got a zillion miles ahead of me Slip Rothchild some LSD at Yosemite park and say it's about to erupt. Swing by Aussiebitches place and put the snow right back where she just shoveled Get Cannon girl drunk and take her from behind OK ...........My bucket just slipped into the depraved zone. RE: Bucket list - Carsman - 05-14-2021 Only "80", that's for old fogies, how bout 125 to 130, now that's more like it! RE: Bucket list - Maggot - 05-14-2021 I think it topped out at 160 but only on a straight track. But it was still fun. And I had to change the oil after. RE: Bucket list - Carsman - 05-14-2021 (05-14-2021, 09:44 PM)Maggot Wrote: I think it topped out at 160 but only on a straight track. But it was still fun. And I had to change the oil after. You sure it wasn't your shorts you had to change! Best I ever did was 130 in my XKE on I95 at around 3am! (Young and crazy!) RE: Bucket list - Maggot - 05-14-2021 i was just told that Cannon ass would have to deal with the Professors feather duster and whip. I don't think it has to go that far. Although I do like standing up. RE: Bucket list - Duchess - 05-15-2021 (05-14-2021, 09:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: i would like to dance barefoot with Duchess to somethinp like B-bop-a-lu-la on a dancefloor with no shoes and socks, maybe some sawdust on the dancefloor like a Pulp Fiction scene. Let's do this. I'm game & I'm ready. C'mon, big boy. RE: Bucket list - Maggot - 05-15-2021 Yee haw! RE: Bucket list - Duchess - 05-15-2021 That's my favorite! |