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- johnnywankerstein - 02-08-2009

Which one of your retards wants jew balls on your fucking chin first?



- ramseycat - 02-08-2009

wankerstein? BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA!


- crash - 02-08-2009

Oh look... it's an Oyster. Go get an avatar and some brain cells, bitch


- johnnywankerstein - 02-08-2009

why are newbs stuck in one forum? you cunts butthurt?



- Liquid - 02-08-2009

johnnywankerstein Wrote:why are newbs stuck in one forum? you cunts butthurt?
because you cant even follow the fucking rules. READ the rules assfuck.

no avatar - you stay in hell
no bitch name - you stay in hell

no good posts - you stay in hell forever.

GROW SOME REAL BALLS, make some posts that are actually worth reading cumstain



- OnBendedKnee - 02-08-2009

No Avatar. Check.
No Rhyme. Check.
No Reason to live. Check.
Dude.
[Image: jesus-hates-you.jpg]


- Sinister - 02-08-2009

Holy Christ. Folks; do we have the very most retarded and mentally inept person ever to attempt to join Mock?

Hey, dipshit; what does being Jewish have to do with a fucking thing? Have you looked into other intros to see whatare the minimal requirements for entry? A bitch name, an avatar, an IQ higher than any single digit number?

You're hopeless and I think I may just kick your ass to the shitcan because you're worthless.


[user=129]johnnywankerstein[/user] wrote:
Quote:why are newbs stuck in one forum? you cunts butthurt?
Because you have not been proven worthy to exist among the members here yet. Don't like that? Fuck off and croak, shitbrain.



- LuMPyPussy - 02-08-2009

johnnywankerstein Wrote:why are newbs stuck in one forum? you cunts butthurt?
I had an anal fissure once that was very uncomfortable, but it's much better now, thanks.


- SyberBitch - 02-08-2009

johnnywankerstein Wrote:why are newbs stuck in one forum?
Because we want to keep your retarded dribble away from the more entertaining portions of the forum, so we don't keep stumbling over it by accident. Kind of like the way you should teach your dog not to shit in your house.

Quote:you cunts butthurt?
You fuck dumbsuck?

Fucking retard.



- sally - 02-08-2009

johnnywankerstein Wrote:Which one of your retards wants jew balls on your fucking chin first?
Are they kosher? I think I would prefer a jellied gelfite fish ball on my chin.


- Sinister - 02-08-2009

I will NOT tolerate the in-house griping and whining among the bag lady and Ramacunt in the newbie threads, just as I would not have the same between Moose and Ramsey. Take this shit elsewhere or your posts WILL be deleted. This will be your ONLY warning.


- LuMPyPussy - 02-08-2009

ramseycat Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
johnnywankerstein Wrote:why are newbs stuck in one forum? you cunts butthurt?
I had an anal fissure once that was very uncomfortable, but it's much better now, thanks.
A piece of advise - stop taking it up the ass and your asshole won't get all torn up.I am glad to hear that it's all healed up now. Trykeeping it that way.
Thank you for sharing your life experience with us.



- LuMPyPussy - 02-08-2009

sally Wrote:
johnnywankerstein Wrote:Which one of your retards wants jew balls on your fucking chin first?
Are they kosher? I think I would prefer a jellied gelfite fish ball on my chin.
I've got a mental image of a dog with a milkbone balanced on its nose. ::laugh::


- OnBendedKnee - 02-08-2009

[user=93]sally[/user] wrote:
Quote:
johnnywankerstein Wrote:Which one of your retards wants jew balls on your fucking chin first?
pb[pu[Are they kosher? I think I would prefer a jellied gelfite fish ball on my chin[/u][/b].

[Image: jewballs.jpg]


- Liquid - 02-08-2009

Sinister Wrote:I will NOT tolerate the in-house griping and whining among the bag lady and Ramacunt in the newbie threads, just as I would not have the same between Moose and Ramsey. Take this shit elsewhere or your posts WILL be deleted. This will be your ONLY warning.

always ramsey fucking things up. she sucks also. what a cunt.

back to the newbie shit head. let's see if they even comeback at all. probably already scared off.



- SyberBitch - 02-08-2009

::bang::::bang::::bang::


- Sinister - 02-08-2009

Hey, Wanker; go back, read other intros, learn what is required of you to gain access then try again.

Every new fish lately has the collective IQ of a pencil eraser.