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RE: the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread - Duchess - 04-27-2022

(04-27-2022, 04:33 AM)BigMark Wrote: Can I stick my big throbbing thumb in ice?

*nods* You probably should.


RE: the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread - Duchess - 04-27-2022

(04-27-2022, 06:36 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Can I borrow a feeling?

https://youtu.be/nMW0xcKR9qo

Yes. I'll share my feels with you.


RE: the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread - Clang McFly - 04-27-2022

(04-27-2022, 06:39 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(04-27-2022, 06:36 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Can I borrow a feeling?

https://youtu.be/nMW0xcKR9qo

Yes. I'll share my feels with you.

Blowing-kisses Smiley-rolling-joint


RE: the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread - MirahM - 04-27-2022

(04-27-2022, 06:38 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(04-27-2022, 04:33 AM)BigMark Wrote: Can I stick my big throbbing thumb in ice?

*nods* You probably should.

That would feel good.


RE: the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread - MirahM - 04-27-2022

I felt so violated

I had to fuck myself twice


RE: the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread - BigMark - 04-27-2022

Three times a lady.


RE: the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread - Maggot - 04-30-2022

5522           It took me a long time to figure out what that meant. An old guy. a customer at work would text that whenever he finished a text.


RE: the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread - sally - 04-30-2022

Well what does it mean? An angry customer called me up years ago and asked what's my C.O.B. I didn't know what he was talking about because it was the first time I ever heard someone say that so I politely said excuse me and he screamed at me CLOSE OF BUSINESS! Would it have killed you to just ask what time we close, you grumpy old fuck.


RE: the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread - Maggot - 04-30-2022

It means 10-4 I'm so sick of anachronisms.


RE: the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread - Clang McFly - 04-30-2022

8008135


RE: the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread - sally - 04-30-2022

My tooth is hurting and I can see some mild swelling in the area around my nose and cheek. I used the water pik and rinsed with peroxide. Please God make this go away, I dont want to go to the dentist.


RE: the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread - Duchess - 04-30-2022

Oh no. Tooth pain is the absolute worst! The swelling indicates infection and you need an antibiotic. Go to the pet store and get some Fishmox, it is identical to amoxicillin. I swear I'm not kidding.


RE: the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread - MirahM - 04-30-2022

Go to the dentist!


RE: the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread - Clang McFly - 05-01-2022

(04-30-2022, 06:26 PM)sally Wrote: My tooth is hurting and I can see some mild swelling in the area around my nose and cheek. I used the water pik and rinsed with peroxide. Please God make this go away, I dont want to go to the dentist.

Don't go to the dentist! Wait until it gets worse and swells up so bad it looks like you have chipmunk cheeks, and post pics.





Just kidding.....GO TO THE MOTHER FUCKING DENTIST YA CRAZY LADY!


RE: the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread - BigMark - 05-01-2022

I keep the fish amoxacilillin around just in case.


RE: the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread - Duchess - 05-01-2022

(05-01-2022, 01:53 AM)BigMark Wrote: I keep the fish amoxacilillin around just in case.

So do I.

Nobody likes the dentist, but they are a necessary evil.


RE: the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread - Duchess - 05-01-2022

I keep thinking about Sally's toothache. A toothache is the worst pain I've ever felt in my life and I feel so sorry for her having to go through that.


RE: the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread - sally - 05-01-2022

I'm in fort lauderdale on another bowling tournament with Jayne. I might just have to stop at an aquarium store because it's getting worse, not better.


RE: the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread - Duchess - 05-01-2022

(05-01-2022, 06:34 PM)sally Wrote: I'm in fort lauderdale on another bowling tournament with Jayne. I might just have to stop at an aquarium store because it's getting worse, not better.

Your pain is being caused by the swelling and it's the infection that is making it swell. Take away the infection, the swelling will go down and your pain will go away. I hope you can find the fishmox, hopefully 500MG. Take one every 6-8 hours. Don't double up and think that will be helpful, it won't and it will make you poop your pants.


RE: the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread - sally - 05-01-2022

Well the last thing I need is to shit myself now. I started my period on top of everything else too.