+- Mock (https://mockforums.net)
+-- Forum: Funny Shit & Good Shit (https://mockforums.net/forum-6.html)
+--- Forum: SPORTS CORNER (https://mockforums.net/forum-34.html)
+--- Thread: England v United States. (/thread-15477.html)
Pages:
1
2
England v United States. - Piglet - 09-22-2022
The world cup is coming in weeks , and England have drawn the US in the first group stage.
Its best not to watch it, even if you can, it will be a total humiliation. Thats putting it mildly. Men against boys, carthorses v race horses.
VIVA GRANDE BRITAGNE. We have footballing nuclear weapons compared to your damp squibs.
RE: England v United States. - Duchess - 09-22-2022
The only thing I know about soccer is that Brits like to call it football.
RE: England v United States. - BigMark - 09-22-2022
And it is stupid.
RE: England v United States. - Carsman - 09-22-2022
(09-22-2022, 06:51 AM)Duchess Wrote: The only thing I know about soccer is that Brits like to call it football.
Actually, when you think about it Soccer really is football, because hands never touch the ball during game.
Only Feet move the ball, sometimes bouncing off heads and or body.
Here football is only touched by foot during kickoff, punts, and field goals. All the other time hands
move and hold the ball. So. . . .
RE: England v United States. - Clang McFly - 09-22-2022
(09-22-2022, 07:57 AM)BigMark Wrote: And it is stupid.
https://youtu.be/rJu2qSJ9zno
RE: England v United States. - Piglet - 09-23-2022
I was going to say that Carsman. Why is it stupid chang? And there was me warming to you. You try and be funny no matter what. I regard football, or soccer as you call it, an art form.
RE: England v United States. - Duchess - 09-23-2022
It was Mark who said it is stupid, hun.
RE: England v United States. - Clang McFly - 09-23-2022
(09-23-2022, 09:13 AM)Piglet Wrote: I was going to say that Carsman. Why is it stupid chang? And there was me warming to you. You try and be funny no matter what. I regard football, or soccer as you call it, an art form.
I thought the Simpsons YouTube video was self explanatory. Sorry. I thought someone from the birthplace of Monty Python might understand humour.
RE: England v United States. - Piglet - 09-23-2022
(09-23-2022, 10:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(09-23-2022, 09:13 AM)Piglet Wrote: I was going to say that Carsman. Why is it stupid chang? And there was me warming to you. You try and be funny no matter what. I regard football, or soccer as you call it, an art form.
I thought the Simpsons YouTube video was self explanatory. Sorry. I thought someone from the birthplace of Monty Python might understand humour.
Oh, didnt see the video thing. Kicking a ball about is better than playing catch. Anyway i am open to signing autographs. My playing career encompasses the Cambridge United youth team, St Andrews, High Green Villa, Mortomley, Rubery Hill Hospital, the Royal Orthopaedic, Fulbourn, Ida Darwin and St Matthews.
I can post a paying in bank number, when i recieve 120 dollars my autograph will wing its way to you.
RE: England v United States. - sally - 09-23-2022
(09-23-2022, 09:13 AM)Piglet Wrote: I was going to say that Carsman. Why is it stupid chang? And there was me warming to you. You try and be funny no matter what. I regard football, or soccer as you call it, an art form.
I regard them both as a sport that a bunch of moron faggots sit around watching and getting all worked up over. They even wear jerseys with their favorite players name on them like they personally know them or something. Really, get a goddamn life already, you stupid waste of polluted air.
RE: England v United States. - Clang McFly - 09-23-2022
(09-23-2022, 05:54 PM)sally Wrote:Watching football is a good male bonding experience. It beats sitting home alone, thinking about killing yourself.(09-23-2022, 09:13 AM)Piglet Wrote: I was going to say that Carsman. Why is it stupid chang? And there was me warming to you. You try and be funny no matter what. I regard football, or soccer as you call it, an art form.
I regard them both as a sport that a bunch of moron faggots sit around watching and getting all worked up over. They even wear jerseys with their favorite players name on them like they personally know them or something. Really, get a goddamn life already, you stupid waste of polluted air.
RE: England v United States. - BigMark - 09-23-2022
Don't overthink it.
RE: England v United States. - sally - 09-23-2022
(09-23-2022, 06:06 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(09-23-2022, 05:54 PM)sally Wrote:Watching football is a good male bonding experience. It beats sitting home alone, thinking about killing yourself.(09-23-2022, 09:13 AM)Piglet Wrote: I was going to say that Carsman. Why is it stupid chang? And there was me warming to you. You try and be funny no matter what. I regard football, or soccer as you call it, an art form.
I regard them both as a sport that a bunch of moron faggots sit around watching and getting all worked up over. They even wear jerseys with their favorite players name on them like they personally know them or something. Really, get a goddamn life already, you stupid waste of polluted air.
RE: England v United States. - BigMark - 09-23-2022
RE: England v United States. - Piglet - 09-24-2022
Take no notice chang, Is it possible to private im me on here? Do you want to? A complete stranger can be a good thing.
RE: England v United States. - Maggot - 09-24-2022
He's talking about what the french call a climax or "little death" I'm sure he could use a hand with that.
RE: England v United States. - Piglet - 09-24-2022
(09-24-2022, 09:18 AM)Maggot Wrote: He's talking about what the french call a climax or "little death" I'm sure he could use a hand with that.
Your vile.
RE: England v United States. - BigMark - 09-24-2022
* You're. the queens english.
RE: England v United States. - BigMark - 09-24-2022
November 25?
RE: England v United States. - Clang McFly - 09-25-2022
(09-24-2022, 08:35 AM)Piglet Wrote: A complete stranger can be a good thing.
Only if you have tits and a pussy. I love birds and cats.
