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WORLD'S OLDEST CONDOM - Duchess - 09-22-2023

I like archaeo-history. I usually read about old structures and how some of the designs can be applied today. Today as I was reading I came across the world's oldest condom. It's made from pig intestines. It was found during an excavation in Lund, Sweden. It came with a user manual which told the men to dip it into unboiled milk before use to avoid disease when with prostitutes. It's reusable as well. 


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RE: WORLD'S OLDEST CONDOM - BlueTiki - 09-22-2023

(09-22-2023, 12:52 PM)Duchess Wrote: It came with a user manual which told the men to dip it into unboiled milk before use to avoid disease when with prostitutes. It's reusable as well. 


Yeah, reusable . . . just turn it inside-out . . . and shake the fuck out of it.


RE: WORLD'S OLDEST CONDOM - Duchess - 09-22-2023

*gags*


RE: WORLD'S OLDEST CONDOM - Duchess - 09-22-2023

That is not as bad as sootikins tho. Oh my fucking gods, that is some awful stuff. 

Sootikin-a small mouse shaped deposit formed in the vaginal cleft of poorer women who did not wear undergarments--common until the 19th century.


RE: WORLD'S OLDEST CONDOM - Clang McFly - 09-22-2023

(09-22-2023, 01:01 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(09-22-2023, 12:52 PM)Duchess Wrote: It came with a user manual which told the men to dip it into unboiled milk before use to avoid disease when with prostitutes. It's reusable as well. 


Yeah, reusable . . . just turn it inside-out . . . and shake the fuck out of it.

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RE: WORLD'S OLDEST CONDOM - BigMark - 09-22-2023

The Turks used Sheep instestines way back in the dark ages, the English further refined the idea by taking it out of the sheep first, ewe!