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Sporting experiences. - Piglet - 01-07-2026
This is probably going to far, im sure you dont have any.
This one sticks out for me.
I played for Rubery Hospital FC, in south Birmingham, we were a Brummy slapshot side, the film that had Paul Newman in it.
Anyway, we were playing a team from Wolverhampton, they were good, a passing team and started to slice us open. Strangely our winger was defending and in our penalty area, he brought down a winger who was weaving his way through.
He went down hard. Unfortunatley, our keeper, who had recently been released from jail on attempted murder, was rushing out feet first.
On the wingers descent to the turf, our keepers exposed studs hit him in the chest. It was ugly, he was down for 15 minutes a busted clavicle. On resumption, i got the ball, and one of their players tried to scythe me down hip high, i passed the ball and managed to evade, unfortunatley, i got the ball back and he tried again.
So i hit him, and the game was abandoned. I am not violent, but in that instance i lost it, violence communicates. We had regular riots on the pitch, we had many excitable players, that keeper i mentioned once chased an opponent the length of the pitch after the opponent tried to win a 50 50 ball.
I fully expect there to be no further entries here, i have one or two more.
I look forward to tales in the female dressing rooms, jolly hockey sticks being wielded, pants left hanging on hooks. Am i going to far?, i can never tell. Maybe Chang has one.
RE: Sporting experiences. - Clang McFly - 01-07-2026
One of my high school classmates whipped me with a wet towel right on the penis in the gym class locker room. So, I got my revenge later by running at him full force and "accidentally" hitting him in the chest with a jai lai stick, knocking the wind out of him.
RE: Sporting experiences. - Duchess - 01-07-2026
Can I show all my pix from Lincoln Financial Field?
RE: Sporting experiences. - Piglet - 01-08-2026
Well done chang, did you get a rise out of it? Whats a Lincoln financial field?, does it have flowers.? Of course you can, as long as it shows knickers that have been worn, if not do it anyway. Are you rich Duchess, banking, trading, property? I have a financial oppurtunity for you, it requires you placing 500,000 dollars in my account so i can triple it.
I am English.....i am trustworthy. Trust me, i know what im doing.
RE: Sporting experiences. - Clang McFly - 01-08-2026
(01-08-2026, 09:02 AM)Piglet Wrote: Well done chang, did you get a rise out of it? Whats a Lincoln financial field?, does it have flowers.? Of course you can, as long as it shows knickers that have been worn, if not do it anyway. Are you rich Duchess, banking, trading, property? I have a financial oppurtunity for you, it requires you placing 500,000 dollars in my account so i can triple it.Yes, I secretly got a rise out of my "accidental" hit of my classmate. No more rise today.
I am English.....i am trustworthy. Trust me, i know what im doing.
Yes, soo wee trustworthy. You're a regular Musty Piggins.
RE: Sporting experiences. - Piglet - 01-15-2026
After retiring from football in my mid thities, thats soccer to you, we started playing five a side in a school hall, anyway i started swapping tackles with a bloke, i was a robust player, it got a bit nasty.
Anyway we occasionally played on the artificial pitch at Birmingham University, and i was chasing a ball into a corner, and i heard steps behind me, i didnt know it was him, he took my legs away, and i was going to land on my bum, on what seemed to be concrete.
The automatic reaction is to try and save yourself and i did by placing my left hand under my bum, which i then landed on full weight, i fractured my wrist. It hurt for a long time, and i had some humourous comments on my caste.
I hadnt broken anything before that, i thought a fracture would hurt more, it was a dull ache. Another time i was playing football at primary school, took a shot and hit the post, it rebounded along the goal line, hit the other post and came out. Such is life.
When i was at school we had to shower after games, did you chang?, how did that go?
RE: Sporting experiences. - BigMark - 01-15-2026
Not well apparently.