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- Maggot - 01-03-2009
What I have done wilst posting today:
painted a bureau
put plastic on my barn windows
changed a diaper
made 2 rum & cokes
brushed a kids hair ( play-dough sticks)
put up a perimiter for my suspended ceiling
caught my wife masturbating
stirred the crock-pot
replaced the 4" maxiflex vent on my dryer
- Maggot - 01-03-2009
..........and tracked all your stupid I.P addresses (proxy included) with my new Christmas present.
- Momster - 01-03-2009
Got rid of xmas
Made some philly cheesesteaks
Left for a bit to go let my friend's dog out
Organized my stupid shit from Sam's club. *I felt the need to buy entirely too much shit yesterday*
Cleaned the fireplace fence thing *wrought iron, whatchamacallit*
- AnonyMoose - 01-03-2009
Maggot Wrote:..........and tracked all your stupid I.P addresses (proxy included) with my new Christmas present.
What's my IP?
What was your wife using to masturbate with?
- Momster - 01-03-2009
you should never stir your crockpot
- Maggot - 01-03-2009
Momster Wrote:you should never stir your crockpotDepends on what your cooking Sis.............
- Maggot - 01-03-2009
AnonyMoose Wrote:Your closer to Sin than she thinks on your I.P. goober.Maggot Wrote:..........and tracked all your stupid I.P addresses (proxy included) with my new Christmas present.What's my IP?
What was your wife using to masturbate with?
- Momster - 01-03-2009
Maggot Wrote:What's cookin, doc?Momster Wrote:you should never stir your crockpotDepends on what your cooking Sis.............
- Maggot - 01-03-2009
......and just fingers........long fingers.............
- AnonyMoose - 01-03-2009
Maggot Wrote:AnonyMoose Wrote:Your closer to Sin than she thinks on your I.P. goober.Maggot Wrote:..........and tracked all your stupid I.P addresses (proxy included) with my new Christmas present.
What's my IP?
What was your wife using to masturbate with?
How do you know what she thinks? I'm 1,000 miles or more from her. Your new toy must not be so good.
- Momster - 01-03-2009
skinny or chubby fingers?
- AnonyMoose - 01-03-2009
Maggot Wrote:......and just fingers........long fingers.............
Any in her ass? Just askin......
- Maggot - 01-03-2009
Momster Wrote:Maggot Wrote:What's cookin, doc?Momster Wrote:you should never stir your crockpotDepends on what your cooking Sis.............
.........split peas and leftover hambone. Some carrots and celery(to me celery has no taste only texture) Potatoes, onion........and herbs from Jackboots garden.
- Maggot - 01-03-2009
Momster Wrote:skinny or chubby fingers?N/A
- Momster - 01-03-2009
Maggot. Where you from boy? Can I get some of that? My man hates country food!
- AnonyMoose - 01-03-2009
Maggot Wrote:Momster Wrote:skinny or chubby fingers?both
:shock:::blink::
- Maggot - 01-03-2009
AnonyMoose Wrote:Ask her yourself fool!Maggot Wrote:......and just fingers........long fingers.............Any in her ass? Just askin......
- AnonyMoose - 01-03-2009
Maggot Wrote:Ask her yourself fool!Get her on here. I'll ask. I'm not shy about posing the tough questions on Mock.
- Maggot - 01-03-2009
AnonyMoose Wrote:We know......thats why your........special.:cool:Maggot Wrote:Ask her yourself fool!Get her on here. I'll ask. I'm not shy about posing the tough questions on Mock.
- AnonyMoose - 01-03-2009
Maggot Wrote:Ewe misplet speshul. ::lmao::AnonyMoose Wrote:We know......thats why your........special.:cool:Maggot Wrote:Ask her yourself fool!Get her on here. I'll ask. I'm not shy about posing the tough questions on Mock.