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Mock
Hope - Printable Version

+- Mock (https://mockforums.net)
+-- Forum: Management and Newbie Bullshit (https://mockforums.net/forum-3.html)
+--- Forum: Introductions (https://mockforums.net/forum-9.html)
+--- Thread: Hope (/thread-1741.html)

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- Annapurna - 01-01-2009

I hate introductions, so I'll be brief:

This place looked good when I first browsed through. Then I looked deeper. Suffice it to say, my fat ass isn't impressed. So you put dirty words in all of your sentences, hurry for you! It doesn't dismiss the fact that you're just a bunch of kids who think you're hardcore because you curse and act hard while mommy and daddy aren't looking (and I'm 41, so I get to call you all kids).

It all shows through with your name. "Mock Forums?" Bunch of fucking pussies. You "mock" people. Please. Faggots mock people.

But, alas, I hold out hope that perhaps there are one or two of you who will make this interesting for me. Perhaps.

So, while you're busy "mocking" grandpa here, I'll be busy beating the shit out of you.



- Momster - 01-01-2009

This sounds very familiar. Do they have a script where the tard clan is coming from?


- Middle Finger - 01-01-2009

Annapurna Wrote:So you put dirty words in all of your sentences, hurry for you! It doesn't dismiss the fact that you're just a bunch of kids who think you're hardcore because you curse and act hard while mommy and daddy aren't looking (and I'm 41, so I get to call you all kids).

How DARE you ... I'm 42, admit I'm not hardcore, and what the fuck is "hurry for you?" That made you sound Asian.




- Liquid - 01-01-2009

HURRY for you? you stupid mother fucker.
1) READ the fucking rules.
2) load an avatar
3) learn how to form full adult sentences and then try again asshole.


- Annapurna - 01-01-2009

Momster Wrote:This sounds very familiar. Do they have a script where the tard clan is coming from?
You expect people to come here and act tough. So it strikes me as a bit odd when you start to complain when you get an influx of people who are doing just that (though, after looking at those shitheads, I'm not impressed). Let me guess: you're the type that beats up on the weak yet shies away from the strong? Yeah, I though you were all just a bunch of pussies. You go scurry away now. There's a tough guy coming. You might get hurt.

Middle Finger Wrote:
Annapurna Wrote:So you put dirty words in all of your sentences, hurry for you! It doesn't dismiss the fact that you're just a bunch of kids who think you're hardcore because you curse and act hard while mommy and daddy aren't looking (and I'm 41, so I get to call you all kids).

How DARE you ... I'm 42, admit I'm not hardcore, and what the fuck is "hurry for you?" That made you sound Asian.

Ah, someone else who's in my age group. You a woman?



- Middle Finger - 01-01-2009

Annapurna Wrote:
Momster Wrote:This sounds very familiar. Do they have a script where the tard clan is coming from?
You expect people to come here and act tough. So it strikes me as a bit odd when you start to complain when you get an influx of people who are doing just that (though, after looking at those shitheads, I'm not impressed). Let me guess: you're the type that beats up on the weak yet shies away from the strong? Yeah, I though you were all just a bunch of pussies. You go scurry away now. There's a tough guy coming. You might get hurt.

Middle Finger Wrote:
Annapurna Wrote:So you put dirty words in all of your sentences, hurry for you! It doesn't dismiss the fact that you're just a bunch of kids who think you're hardcore because you curse and act hard while mommy and daddy aren't looking (and I'm 41, so I get to call you all kids).

How DARE you ... I'm 42, admit I'm not hardcore, and what the fuck is "hurry for you?" That made you sound Asian.

Ah, someone else who's in my age group. You a woman?

No, but I wish I was a hot lesbian. Seriously ...





- Annapurna - 01-01-2009

Pity. I foresaw much fucking.

Yes, I'm a dirty old bastard like that.



- Middle Finger - 01-01-2009

Annapurna Wrote:Pity. I foresaw much fucking.

Yes, I'm a dirty old bastard like that.

Thanks.



- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009

Annapurna Wrote:Ah, someone else who's in my age group. You a woman?
He is the closest thing we have to one, yes.


- Middle Finger - 01-01-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:
Annapurna Wrote:Ah, someone else who's in my age group. You a woman?
He is the closest thing we have to one, yes.

::lmao::



- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009

Annapurna Wrote:I foresaw much fucking.
MF can handle anything you have. He's good that way.


- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:How DARE you ... I'm 42, admit I'm not hardcore, and what the fuck is "hurry for you?" That made you sound Asian.

42. Fucking child.

Hurry - that is faggot for bravo.



- Annapurna - 01-01-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
Annapurna Wrote:Pity. I foresaw much fucking.

Yes, I'm a dirty old bastard like that.

Thanks.
Anytime.

Now then, I keep expecting something to materialize here. But like a prick who's having second thoughts, it just won't come. I already know that this place is filled with a bunch of prepubescent twats - that much is clear. But I expected at least some meager attempt at a "mock."

And no, Momster, yours doesn't count.

I'll be waiting.



- Middle Finger - 01-01-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:42. Fucking child.

I forgot what a geriatric bullion bitch you are ...



- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:42. Fucking child.

I forgot what a geriatric bullion bitch you are ...

Tattoo 47 to your cock. Then when you are hard you will remember. *

* in your case, like twice a year. ::lmao::



- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009

Annapurna Wrote:It all shows through with your name. "Mock Forums?" Bunch of fucking pussies. You "mock" people. Please. Faggots mock people.\
By your definition since you are not a member you are a closet wannabe faggot, eh?\

Look porkchop - how did you find this place and what value do you envision adding? And please don't tell me you are Momster's drug addicted spouse.



- Annapurna - 01-01-2009

I get the sensation that this "AnonyMoose" isn't even old enough to get his up yet.



- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009

Annapurna Wrote:I get the sensation


Stop massaging your prostate long enough to answer the questions, dolt.



- Middle Finger - 01-01-2009

Annapurna Wrote:I get the sensation that this "AnonyMoose" isn't even old enough to get his up yet.
Did you just try to pretend that you're qualified to have sensations about the members here?




- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
Annapurna Wrote:I get the sensation that this "AnonyMoose" isn't even old enough to get his up yet.
Did you just try to pretend that you're qualified to have sensations about the members here?
Why do the old gay ones always have the sensations? ::lmao::