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- AnonyMoose - 12-31-2008
Ore. woman, 88, gives naked intruder the 'squeeze'. Associated Press
PORTLAND, Ore.
- Liquid - 12-31-2008
this was on all the news channels today. the old bat stood her ground, grabbed his balls, and he went running off. pretty funny
- AnonyMoose - 12-31-2008
Liquid Wrote:this was on all the news channels today. the old bat stood her ground, grabbed his balls, and he went running off. pretty funnyWhy would some 45 year old guy run into a house buck naked to rob an 80 year old woman? America is one fucked up place sometimes.
- Maggot - 12-31-2008
AnonyMoose Wrote:F.U. was lost::dunno::Liquid Wrote:this was on all the news channels today. the old bat stood her ground, grabbed his balls, and he went running off. pretty funnyWhy would some 45 year old guy run into a house buck naked to rob an 80 year old woman? America is one fucked up place sometimes.
- AnonyMoose - 12-31-2008
Maggot Wrote:AnonyMoose Wrote:F.U. was lost::dunno::Liquid Wrote:this was on all the news channels today. the old bat stood her ground, grabbed his balls, and he went running off. pretty funnyWhy would some 45 year old guy run into a house buck naked to rob an 80 year old woman? America is one fucked up place sometimes.
He told me he doesnt like them under 90.
- OnBendedKnee - 12-31-2008
There was a photo of her in our local paper. She may be 88 but doesn't look a day over 86. ::thumbs::
- AnonyMoose - 12-31-2008
OnBendedKnee Wrote:There was a photo of her in our local paper. She may be 88 but doesn't look a day over 86. ::thumbs::That's too young for FU. They aren't dry enough yet.