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- ramseycat - 11-06-2009
Woot Woot!! Come on everyone do the Carlton!! It's Friday!!!
And Frank, you can kiss my white ass!! I have a hot date for lunch today if you know what I mean. ::bravo::
- The Antagonist - 11-06-2009
There's nothing more than sex in a dirty back alley huh?
Make sure he does you doggie style so you can feel it.
- Duchess - 11-06-2009
ramseycat Wrote:I have a hot date for lunch today if you know what I mean. ::bravo::Gawd !...Sometimes it's a curse having my imagination.
- Middle Finger - 11-06-2009
ramseycat Wrote:Woot Woot!! Come on everyone do the Carlton!! It's Friday!!!
And Frank, you can kiss my white ass!! I have a hot date for lunch today if you know what I mean. ::bravo::
Animals can do the same thing. I'l be impressed when a grown man out of school for at least 10 years and who doesn't call you a "cunt" wants to marry you. Some emotionally stunted Priest with the romantic experience of a 15 year old doesn't count, either.
- Duchess - 11-06-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:"cunt":shock:
- Middle Finger - 11-06-2009
::scared:: I know, I hate that word. But she used it as a highlight from her marriage reel so I use that as a standard now for her future men.
- ramseycat - 11-06-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:::scared:: I know, I hate that word. But she used it as a highlight from her marriage reel so I use that as a standard now for her future men.
Wrong again Frank. I love how you take one thing and manage to turn it into a major event.
Just because BF is young doesn't mean he isn't a man. I guess at 25 you weren't a man? How old were you when you got married?
Sorry Ant, we do it in a bed. But do tell how it feels to do it in an alley since you obviously have experience with that.
- LuMPyPussy - 11-06-2009
I did it in my boss's office once. And since my boss was a psychologist (however, since I was lying about being in the military and this obviously never happened because I'm a big fat liar) he had a reclining chair that fell over backwards when we were going at it and I landed on my head, we never actually finished the act.
Fascinating story, huh?
- Mill you Bitch - 11-06-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I did it in my boss's office once. And since my boss was a psychologist (however, since I was lying about being in the military and this obviously never happened because I'm a big fat liar) he had a reclining chair that fell over backwards when we were going at it and I landed on my head, we never actually finished the act.
Fascinating story, huh?
Well, at least you can tell a good story.
- LuMPyPussy - 11-06-2009
Oh yeah, in case I didn't make it clear, I wasn't having sex with my boss... this was after hours with someone my same rank.
I'd never fuck an officer, that was against regs. :
:- ramseycat - 11-06-2009
I bet it was pretty funny when you fell over though.
- Mill you Bitch - 11-06-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Oh yeah, in case I didn't make it clear, I wasn't having sex with my boss... this was after hours with someone my same rank.Sure....liar.::blink::
I'd never fuck an officer, that was against regs. :
- LuMPyPussy - 11-06-2009
If I were a liar, I'd come up with something like being the lead singer/writer for the Gin Blossoms, wouldn't I?
- SyberBitch - 11-07-2009
Mill you Bitch Wrote:Wait... what?LuMPyPussy Wrote:I did it in my boss's office once. And since my boss was a psychologist (however, since I was lying about being in the military and this obviously never happened because I'm a big fat liar) he had a reclining chair that fell over backwards when we were going at it and I landed on my head, we never actually finished the act.
Fascinating story, huh?
Well, at least you can tell a good story.
Is this the same Mill from 'the other side'?
- Middle Finger - 11-07-2009
ramseycat Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:::scared:: I know, I hate that word. But she used it as a highlight from her marriage reel so I use that as a standard now for her future men.
Wrong again Frank. I love how you take one thing and manage to turn it into a major event.
Just because BF is young doesn't mean he isn't a man. I guess at 25 you weren't a man? How old were you when you got married?
Sorry Ant, we do it in a bed. But do tell how it feels to do it in an alley since you obviously have experience with that.
No, you're not a real man at 25, recently out of school, making hot chocolate for some old hag that hides you and that you'd never marry. That's called playing around, like a kid.
Give advice on relationships when you actually get one that is loving, respectful, long-term and for life. Not your ex or this boy.
Hint: God isn't putting anything in your path, you have to forge your own.
Next.
- Lady Cop - 11-07-2009
yes.
Ok mother fuckers.....I'm fucking tired of hearing you Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 ... 10
- SyberBitch - 11-07-2009
jackboots Wrote:yes.::blink::::blink::
Ok mother fuckers.....I'm fucking tired of hearing you Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 ... 10
::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
ohhhh this should be fun!!
Hey Mill! Welcome to OUR world you little parasite.
- ramseycat - 11-07-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:Translation = Frank has only been with one women because he was a ugly geek so he married her quick before she wised up and moved on.ramseycat Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:::scared:: I know, I hate that word. But she used it as a highlight from her marriage reel so I use that as a standard now for her future men.
Wrong again Frank. I love how you take one thing and manage to turn it into a major event.
Just because BF is young doesn't mean he isn't a man. I guess at 25 you weren't a man? How old were you when you got married?
Sorry Ant, we do it in a bed. But do tell how it feels to do it in an alley since you obviously have experience with that.
No, you're not a real man at 25, recently out of school, making hot chocolate for some old hag that hides you and that you'd never marry. That's called playing around, like a kid.
Give advice on relationships when you actually get one that is loving, respectful, long-term and for life. Not your ex or this boy.
Hint: God isn't putting anything in your path, you have to forge your own.
Next.
- sally - 11-07-2009
Frank is the relationship judge , Ramsey. You have no right judging relationships because you have to lube up the old cobweb and hide from the kids. Untill you can get a man your own age, I suggest you drop the hot chocolate kid and start buffin the muffin.
RE: It's Friday!! It's Friday!! - ramseycat - 11-10-2009
I can't buff the muffin because I am not a body pillow.