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- newbiecollector - 09-15-2008

I was invited to join here. So I have wandered in. Not sure what it is all about but chit.........I can out dumb a frog so.............I might fit in



Hi Duchess



- newbiecollector - 09-15-2008

did I get this log in, register and postin crap right?


- Maggot - 09-15-2008

The force is strong in this one............well maybe thats B.O. but hi anyways muchacho.


- newbiecollector - 09-15-2008

Well I dayummmmmmmm--------there are live people here::bigg::


- Maggot - 09-15-2008

newbiecollector Wrote:Well I dayummmmmmmm--------there are live people here::bigg::
I am a computer generated hello machine don't let me fool you.


- newbiecollector - 09-15-2008

I heard they have medicine for that...................hang on.............maybe it was a condom........Im not sure:cool:


- Sinister - 09-15-2008

Son of a BITCH. How the FUCK am I supposed to be mean to Newbie???? This will certainly put my evillness to the test. I'm also going to need some backup from the other members here. This is one I can NOT take on my own. I'm secure enough in my wickedness to admit that.

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT ::bang::::bang::::bang::::bang::::bang::::bang::::bang::::bang::::bang::



- Maggot - 09-15-2008

That would be preventative medicine but its a bit late for that now I am here.

First question: have you ever or wanted to ever listen to this album?





- Sinister - 09-15-2008

Maggot Wrote:That would be preventative medicine but its a bit late for that now I am here.

First question: have you ever or wanted to ever listen to this album?

Excellent start Maggot.

Newbie.......OWN UP!!!! And tell the truth. You will be found out if you lie.::batguy::



- newbiecollector - 09-15-2008

I dont understand what the hell that album is?

You sure you didnt copy that pic from a toilet roll wrapper?:cool:



- Maggot - 09-15-2008

newbiecollector Wrote:I dont understand what the hell that album is?

You sure you didnt copy that pic from a toilet roll wrapper?:cool:

It was in the bathroom but we won't get into that here.

second question:Have you ever lied to a woman to get into her pants?



- newbiecollector - 09-15-2008

Maggot Wrote:
newbiecollector Wrote:I dont understand what the hell that album is?

You sure you didnt copy that pic from a toilet roll wrapper?:cool:

It was in the bathroom but we won't get into that here.

second question:Have you ever lied to a woman to get into her pants?

Have i ever ::lmao::lied to a woman to get into her pants?::lmao::........probably but not recently.

You think it might work now?Smiley_emoticons_biggrin



- Middle Finger - 09-15-2008

Maggot Wrote:The force is strong in this one...........
::lmao::



- Middle Finger - 09-15-2008

Holy shit, this is awesome. Newbie ... someone Sinister likes. You can't buy this demonstration of dysfunctional entertainment anywhere. Some good multi-level shit going on here.

Kiss my ass, Sinister!! ::lmao::



- Sinister - 09-15-2008

Next fucking thing I know is Newbster needs an avatar. LOAD UP, NEWBIE!!!!


- Middle Finger - 09-15-2008

Sinister Wrote:Next fucking thing I know is Newbster needs an avatar. LOAD UP, NEWBIE!!!!
BWAAAA HAHHAHAHHHAHA ... look at that soft shit right there. Give him a hug while you're at it.



- Middle Finger - 09-15-2008

Newbie, you caught her on a day she is sick too, which is great timing cause now she gets to have all sorts of fucked up feelings.


- newbiecollector - 09-15-2008

I will try...........but hang on to ya hormone pills


- Maggot - 09-15-2008

newbiecollector Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:
newbiecollector Wrote:I dont understand what the hell that album is?

You sure you didnt copy that pic from a toilet roll wrapper?:cool:

It was in the bathroom but we won't get into that here.

second question:Have you ever lied to a woman to get into her pants?

Have i ever ::lmao::lied to a woman to get into her pants?::lmao::........probably but not recently.

You think it might work now?Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

Did they fit? well never mind, next question.

third question: When was the last time you really pissed someone off and liked it.





- Middle Finger - 09-15-2008

This is throwing us for a loop, someone like newbie joining up. Nothing is worse than watching Maggot try to be meaner than Sinister. Should we just let the son of a bitch in? I worry about the damage to our image this is doing.

::lmao::