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+--- Thread: When I say I'm broke, I mean, I'm BROKE!!! (/thread-2736.html)
- Sinister - 08-07-2008
Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning", said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners".
"Go away!" I said. "I haven't got any money!, I'm broke!" and proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open.. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration". And with that, he emptied a bucket of horseshit onto my hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horseshit from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder".
I stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a good fuckingappetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning....What part of 'broke' don't you understand?"
- Zenith - 08-07-2008
ok, that got me!
- Middle Finger - 08-07-2008
Good one
- Liquid - 08-07-2008
nice. read it all to the punch line.
- Middle Finger - 08-07-2008
Liquid Wrote:nice. read it all to the punch line.Impressive, for a low-scoring reading comprehension blackberry car-phone fuck like you.
- Maggot - 08-07-2008
Lou Costello would be proud!!!!!::lmao::........Sorry, but that will get circulated.
- Liquid - 08-07-2008
Middle Finger Wrote:it is hard for me unless it is on a screen that looks like this -Liquid Wrote:nice. read it all to the punch line.Impressive, for a low-scoring reading comprehension blackberry car-phone fuck like you.
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