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Octomom's bikini body - LuMPyPussy - 01-20-2010
"No nips, no tucks, no lipo" No photoshop? ::lol::
Keep in mind this was her about a year ago:
RE: Octomom's bikini body - FAHQTOO - 01-20-2010
That is bullshit. There's no way she didn't have a tummy tuck after the load she was carrying. And how the fuck do you 'erase' stretch marks? Especially that many.
No one will ever convince me that you can carry 8 rugrats and look like that after one year without surgery. Her excess belly skin should be hanging down to her twat.
RE: Octomom's bikini body - The Antagonist - 01-20-2010
Crap, that preggo pic looks like she's got some kind of alien egg in there.
I'm with FAHQTOO - no way without help. The stretch marks I'm betting are airbrushed out for the cover but no, she's definitely had help. She's also awfully white in that beach shot for someone with olive skin.
RE: Octomom's bikini body - Cynical Ninja - 01-20-2010
I think she has had her head transplanted onto a new body.
RE: Octomom's bikini body - sally - 01-20-2010
Her belly button looks odd which happens after a tummy tuck. Surgery or no surgery, she still has an ugly stomach. She just goes straight down like a man, no curves or hips.
RE: Octomom's bikini body - Middle Finger - 01-20-2010
That crap has to be photoshopped or something. I don't buy it. It's at least air brushed!
RE: Octomom's bikini body - Julie - 01-20-2010
She = lying ass liar
RE: Octomom's bikini body - Lady Cop - 01-20-2010
photo before airbrushing
RE: Octomom's bikini body - Middle Finger - 01-20-2010
RE: Octomom's bikini body - username - 01-20-2010
She's dumber than dirt for even thinking that sane people will believe that.
In addition to the tummy tuck, she clearly got new boobs.
RE: Octomom's bikini body - SyberBitch - 01-20-2010
(01-20-2010, 02:15 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: "No nips, no tucks, no lipo" No photoshop? ::lol::
two words...
'BULL' and 'SHIT'.
RE: Octomom's bikini body - LuMPyPussy - 01-20-2010
More plastic surgery, and this one's kind of sad. Poor kid has erased any individuality and character from her face and made herself look like a much older (she's only 23) porn star.
Original face and after some plastic surgery:
heidi-montag-before-and-after.jpg (Size: 33.89 KB / Downloads: 49)
And this is after her latest encounter with a scalpel:
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RE: Octomom's bikini body - SyberBitch - 01-20-2010
(01-20-2010, 09:26 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: More plastic surgery, and this one's kind of sad. Poor kid has erased any individuality and character from her face and made herself look like a much older (she's only 23) porn star.
I think she's pretty in the first and last pictures.
She was pretty to start with, in a kind of 'girl next door' way. Now she looks like a cookie-cutter supermodel.
RE: Octomom's bikini body - Luke Warmwater - 01-21-2010
octo's belly has to look like the aerial view of the Mississippi delta from 10,000 feet.... Gack....
RE: Octomom's bikini body - twisteroo - 01-21-2010
Motherfuckers should be put in prison for that second pic of that bitch with her shirt pulled up, fuck. I think my eyesight is fucked up now.
Who the hell would show that shit off? Who the hell could take that pic without spewing chunks on the camera? Who the hell would look at that? Who the hell would post that? Who? Why? Why?
That is like a torture pic, I know it's there so I just zip by it real quick without looking.
RE: Octomom's bikini body - LuMPyPussy - 01-21-2010
(01-21-2010, 06:46 AM)twisteroo Wrote: Motherfuckers should be put in prison for that second pic of that bitch with her shirt pulled up, fuck. I think my eyesight is fucked up now.
Who the hell would show that shit off? Who the hell could take that pic without spewing chunks on the camera? Who the hell would look at that? Who the hell would post that? Who? Why? Why?
That is like a torture pic, I know it's there so I just zip by it real quick without looking.
RE: Octomom's bikini body - OnBendedKnee - 01-24-2010
There goes another $300. for a therapy session as I find this thread mildly arousing.
RE: Octomom's bikini body - SyberBitch - 01-25-2010
(01-24-2010, 04:25 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: There goes another $300. for a therapy session as I find this thread mildly arousing.
The 'before' or the 'after' pics??
RE: Octomom's bikini body - OnBendedKnee - 01-25-2010
(01-25-2010, 01:41 AM)SyberBitch Wrote:If it was the 'before' pics my therapist would charge me $500.(01-24-2010, 04:25 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: There goes another $300. for a therapy session as I find this thread mildly arousing.
The 'before' or the 'after' pics??
RE: Octomom's bikini body - SyberBitch - 01-26-2010
(01-25-2010, 03:30 AM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:(01-25-2010, 01:41 AM)SyberBitch Wrote:If it was the 'before' pics my therapist would charge me $500.(01-24-2010, 04:25 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: There goes another $300. for a therapy session as I find this thread mildly arousing.
The 'before' or the 'after' pics??
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