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better than that Peter Luger sauce? - Lady Cop - 01-23-2010
CANTON, Ohio -- A Canton man remains in jail after being arrested for urinating on a meat counter at a Wal-Mart store.
According to Lt. Linda Brown of the Canton Police Department, Robert T. Jenkins, 21, of Canton, was arrested at 1:30 a.m. Friday morning and charged with felony vandalism and disorderly conduct.
Police say Jenkins was arrested after they responded to a call from an employee at the Wal-Mart store on Atlantic Blvd. NE, claiming a man walked up to the meat counter and began urinating on the steaks, destroying more than $600 dollars in meat.
According to Lt. Brown, it is not yet known if alcohol or drugs played a role in Brown's actions.
He is currently being held in the Stark County jail in lieu of $25,000 bond.
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RE: better than that Peter Luger sauce? - LuMPyPussy - 01-23-2010
Some poor cow died so that meat could be sold to Wal-Mart customers. May this motherfucker rot in hell!
How was that, OP?
RE: better than that Peter Luger sauce? - username - 01-23-2010
I'm afraid the acidity in the urine might break down the meat.
RE: better than that Peter Luger sauce? - QueenBee - 01-23-2010
Well, if trhe guy's name was Peter Luger..and he whacked off on the meat, then they would be covered with Peter Lugar sauce
RE: better than that Peter Luger sauce? - Middle Finger - 01-23-2010
I am 100% totally offended and hurt by this thread title.
RE: better than that Peter Luger sauce? - Lady Cop - 01-23-2010
(01-23-2010, 06:55 PM)QueenBee Wrote: Well, if trhe guy's name was Peter Luger..and he whacked off on the meat, then they would be covered with Peter Lugar saucei suppose then it would be jerk sauce.
::vomit::
RE: better than that Peter Luger sauce? - SyberBitch - 01-23-2010
I'm surprised they didn't just package it and sell it as 'marinated' steak.
RE: better than that Peter Luger sauce? - twisteroo - 01-23-2010
Some people should just not be allowed in Wal-marts.
RE: better than that Peter Luger sauce? - FAHQTOO - 01-24-2010
Holy Fuck...Can you imagine haveing a FELONY on your record for life for pissing on meat at WalMart?
RE: better than that Peter Luger sauce? - sally - 01-24-2010
Hey, is it just me or does that guy look like Instigator?
RE: better than that Peter Luger sauce? - username - 01-24-2010
(01-24-2010, 09:13 PM)sally Wrote: Hey, is it just me or does that guy look like Instigator?
All black people look alike to you.
