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God Damned Mother Fucking Shower Curtain Magnets! - D - 01-25-2010
Why are shower curtain magnets always far too weak to do their job and stop the billowing shower curtain syndrome? What the fuck is the point? I just got a new shower curtain (actually a "shower curtain LINER", but thats all I use, I'm single so fuck that frilly shit women like) and it of COURSE has wimpy magnets that don't work at all. I've got a nice set of magnets that I always affix to my shower curtains with hot glue, but that requires effort and is DUMB. If they used magnets appropriate to the job... cock sucking uncle fuckers anyways.
/rant
RE: God Damned Mother Fucking Shower Curtain Magnets! - username - 01-25-2010
It's a god damn crime.
RE: God Damned Mother Fucking Shower Curtain Magnets! - Maggot - 01-25-2010
You should give that curtain a good thrashing. Just the way I am envisioning it now. ::lol::
RE: God Damned Mother Fucking Shower Curtain Magnets! - sally - 01-25-2010
I have glass doors on my showers if that makes you feel any better.
RE: God Damned Mother Fucking Shower Curtain Magnets! - Cynical Ninja - 01-25-2010
Yeah me too.
Curtains suck.
RE: God Damned Mother Fucking Shower Curtain Magnets! - LuMPyPussy - 01-25-2010
Shower mold holds the curtain in place really well.
RE: God Damned Mother Fucking Shower Curtain Magnets! - Middle Finger - 01-25-2010
See? That's what I mean ...
RE: God Damned Mother Fucking Shower Curtain Magnets! - Maggot - 01-25-2010
This is what it has come to.
RE: God Damned Mother Fucking Shower Curtain Magnets! - Luke Warmwater - 01-25-2010
It's a conspiracy....a conspiracy I say!
Robogoon
RE: God Damned Mother Fucking Shower Curtain Magnets! - LuMPyPussy - 01-25-2010
(01-25-2010, 02:32 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: See? That's what I mean ...
More complaining, when will it ever end?
RE: God Damned Mother Fucking Shower Curtain Magnets! - sally - 01-25-2010
Hopefully you slip on the soap while jerking off, take the shower curtain down with you, and knock your dumb ass out on the toilet bowl.
RE: God Damned Mother Fucking Shower Curtain Magnets! - D - 01-25-2010
(01-25-2010, 01:31 PM)sally Wrote: I have glass doors on my showers if that makes you feel any better.
(01-25-2010, 01:33 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Yeah me too.
Curtains suck.
No shit. I wish I had them as well, but I can't do that in my current apartment. FML.
(01-25-2010, 02:27 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Shower mold holds the curtain in place really well.
That is nasty, remind me never to shower at your place?
(01-25-2010, 02:59 PM)sally Wrote: Hopefully you slip on the soap while jerking off, take the shower curtain down with you, and knock your dumb ass out on the toilet bowl.
Nah, I don't pud off in the shower; but you can come and suck me dry if you want.
RE: God Damned Mother Fucking Shower Curtain Magnets! - twisteroo - 01-25-2010
You have a hot glue gun?
RE: God Damned Mother Fucking Shower Curtain Magnets! - D - 01-25-2010
(01-25-2010, 05:23 PM)twisteroo Wrote: You have a hot glue gun?
And a soldering iron, some jewelers' files, miniature screw taps & matching screws, a Dremel hand tool with most of the accessories, and quite a bit more... I build scale models, is that not OK with you all of a sudden fat boy?
RE: God Damned Mother Fucking Shower Curtain Magnets! - twisteroo - 01-25-2010
Oh, that's fine.
I have a good set of bicycle tools and a table saw.
RE: God Damned Mother Fucking Shower Curtain Magnets! - D - 01-26-2010
(01-25-2010, 05:43 PM)twisteroo Wrote: Oh, that's fine.
I have a good set of bicycle tools and a table saw.
My bike tools were "borrowed" and never returned. Fucker.