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OMFG - Printable Version

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OMFG - Jamminitin - 02-05-2010

A 2 gallon fucking fish bowl was just dropped on my upstairs floor. god help my child cuz I might kill him. FUCK!!!

RE: OMFG - OnBendedKnee - 02-05-2010

Full of water?

RE: OMFG - Middle Finger - 02-05-2010

I'm sure taking the time to make a post instead of seeing if there was injury or mess needing your attention was a smart move.

RE: OMFG - OnBendedKnee - 02-05-2010

To hell with the kid... is the goldfish alright?!

RE: OMFG - Jamminitin - 02-05-2010

(02-05-2010, 09:41 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I'm sure taking the time to make a post instead of seeing if there was injury or mess needing your attention was a smart move.

Yeah worthless POS you would know that a father would be incapable of dealing with it.

RE: OMFG - Jamminitin - 02-05-2010

(02-05-2010, 09:43 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: To hell with the kid... is the goldfish alright?!

It was a Betta fish and he will live to tell the story.

RE: OMFG - OnBendedKnee - 02-05-2010

This thread is brutal on so many levels.

RE: OMFG - LuMPyPussy - 02-05-2010

I'm liking it!

RE: OMFG - OnBendedKnee - 02-05-2010

It has potential, but we need more information on the kid and the fish.
Plus, a little more Frank being judgmental.

RE: OMFG - Jamminitin - 02-05-2010

(02-05-2010, 09:59 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: It has potential, but we need more information on the kid and the fish.
Plus, a little more Frank being judgmental.

Well if Frank is willing to continue to show what a twat he is, I would be happy to reveal more info about the incident.

RE: OMFG - OnBendedKnee - 02-05-2010

With cup of freshly brewed coffee in hand and a light drizzle beating on my office window, please... tell us more!

RE: OMFG - Jamminitin - 02-05-2010

(02-05-2010, 10:05 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: With cup of freshly brewed coffee in hand and a light drizzle beating on my office window, please... tell us more!

Well.......Frank?

RE: OMFG - Jamminitin - 02-05-2010

(02-05-2010, 09:40 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Full of water?

Yes

RE: OMFG - LuMPyPussy - 02-05-2010

(02-05-2010, 10:05 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: With cup of freshly brewed coffee in hand and a light drizzle beating on my office window, please... tell us more!

That's sounds mildly obscene for some reason.

RE: OMFG - OnBendedKnee - 02-05-2010

(02-05-2010, 10:09 PM)Jamminitin Wrote:
(02-05-2010, 09:40 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Full of water?

Yes

I take it not so much full of water now...

RE: OMFG - Jamminitin - 02-05-2010

(02-05-2010, 10:13 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(02-05-2010, 10:09 PM)Jamminitin Wrote:
(02-05-2010, 09:40 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Full of water?

Yes

I take it not so much full of water now...

Not so much. Said container is destroyed and said fish is in a plastic cup contemplating life.

RE: OMFG - OnBendedKnee - 02-05-2010

(02-05-2010, 10:20 PM)Jamminitin Wrote:
(02-05-2010, 10:13 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(02-05-2010, 10:09 PM)Jamminitin Wrote:
(02-05-2010, 09:40 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Full of water?

Yes

I take it not so much full of water now...

Not so much. Said container is destroyed and said fish is in a plastic cup contemplating life.

May I recommend steamed rice and a little wasabi?

RE: OMFG - username - 02-05-2010

Makes the whole mess in Haiti seem somehow trivial.

RE: OMFG - Middle Finger - 02-05-2010

(02-05-2010, 09:47 PM)Jamminitin Wrote:
(02-05-2010, 09:41 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I'm sure taking the time to make a post instead of seeing if there was injury or mess needing your attention was a smart move.
Yeah worthless POS you would know that a father would be incapable of dealing with it.

Was there injury? Water spillage? Were you even curious? I was.

RE: OMFG - username - 02-05-2010

(02-05-2010, 10:25 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: May I recommend steamed rice and a little wasabi?

Your avatar is making me think that's what Jesus would do. You can give a man a fish or you can teach him to fish or you can just drop the fucking bowl on the floor and have dinner.