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RE: +your daily weather report+ - Clang McFly - 12-17-2023

(12-17-2023, 12:32 AM)BigMark Wrote: Looks wonderful in kelly.

That's what her gynecologist said.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - BigMark - 12-17-2023

After your exam, the proctologist jumped off the hospital roof.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Clang McFly - 12-17-2023

(12-17-2023, 04:05 AM)BigMark Wrote: After your exam, the proctologist jumped off the hospital roof.

He's ok though, he landed on your mom's koala penis.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - BigMark - 12-17-2023

Liar.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Duchess - 12-18-2023

It's raining cats & dogs.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - BigMark - 12-18-2023

Don't step in a poodle!


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Clang McFly - 12-18-2023

(12-18-2023, 05:18 AM)Duchess Wrote: It's raining cats & dogs.

Purrfect day to call in sick when you're feeling ruff.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Duchess - 12-18-2023

hah I love you guys.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - aussiefriend - 12-19-2023

Hey Duch, I know it's cold over there now, it's summer here. Do you have a heated throw rug? Are they a thing over there? It's such a big thing here, I have a brand new one, a spare unopened in a box in the linen cupboard just in case the other breaks without notice. It's like one of those things we love and is just an essential household item.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - MirahM - 12-19-2023

Holy fuck I would sleep on that thing. I have never heard of a heated throw rug. That sounds amazing!


RE: +your daily weather report+ - aussiefriend - 12-19-2023

(12-19-2023, 02:23 PM)MirahM Wrote: Holy fuck I would sleep on that thing. I have never heard of a heated throw rug. That sounds amazing!

you.will.not.be.able.to.live.without.it.ever! You have to try it. Do a search wherever you online shop and type in "heated throw" and you will become "born again". Get ready, you will fall asleep on the lounge, and it relaxes your bones not just warms you.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - MirahM - 12-19-2023

We have low power supply here, but I could get it for my apartment, that would be amazing!


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Duchess - 12-19-2023

(12-19-2023, 02:23 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Hey Duch, I know it's cold over there now, it's summer here. Do you have a heated throw rug? Are they a thing over there? It's such a big thing here, I have a brand new one, a spare unopened in a box in the linen cupboard just in case the other breaks without notice. It's like one of those things we love and is just an essential household item.

No, I don't have a heated throw rug, I've never even heard of one until just now. I've heard of heated floors, heated towel bars, heated driveways/walkways, heated blankets, heated seats, but never a heated rug and like Love Child I think it sounds amazing.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - aussiefriend - 12-21-2023

It doesn't pull that much power either. You would think it does, but electric blankets don't pull that much power. I have been learning all this stuff since building my power generator.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - aussiefriend - 12-24-2023

Have you guys looked up 'heated throw rug' look it up on Google, click on shopping tab and see all the different versions that come up. They are lovely soft and fluffy and warm.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - cannongal - 12-30-2023

It has rained here every day this week.   It has rained here like every other day this past year. The. NWS says the polar vortex shifted and we will get snow soon.  I look forward to it.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - BigMark - 12-31-2023

63 and i wore shorts and a shirt to the medieval festival


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Duchess - 01-03-2024

My news people keep reminding viewers that we haven't seen snowfall in years and it's in the forecast for this weekend. They are losing their damn minds.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - MirahM - 01-03-2024

That is funny.

More snow here.
Yay.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - rothschild - 01-07-2024

Got 1 inch of snow. Started up again.

How much did you get, Clang?