4 cellar windows fixed - Printable Version

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4 cellar windows fixed - Maggot - 09-05-2010

Today I was up at 5:30 and started taking apart 4 cellar windows that just pissed cold winter air unless I put plastic up. After taking the windows off I scraped and filled all the cracks in the frame, taking the frame out would have been tough as they were anchored to the concrete. I put a coat of primer on and used butchers wax where the window and the frame would contact each other.
There was a piece of metal someone had slapped in one frame because the glass broke. I cut some pieces af plexiglass to replace that and another frame that had a cracked glass in it. Normally I would have cut new glass but was all out and I had a 48x48 pc of plexi that I was sick of staring at and moving around. The inside of the window frames were dried out and I sealed that with stain and spar varnish.
Waxing the contact points after scraping them made them work like a charm and with new neoprene 1/8" x ³⁄₄ " finished it off. I am just waiting for the last coat of varnish to dry tonight and will install them together in the morning.
I really have no idea why I took all day playing with these things, nobody ever sees them but me and nobody could tell that they were any better than they were before but me.
I blame it all on the hot and heavy heaving and humping I got at 4am this morning and am really glad I went to bed early Saturday. Inspiration comes from different places and moments in time, this was one of those times.
Remember that positive things come from positive actions, and if your woman don't find ya handsome she better find ya handy! Smiley_emoticons_razz

RE: 4 cellar windows fixed - Lady Cop - 09-05-2010

if i pay your lovely wife to do it again, will you fix my front windows for winter? hah

RE: 4 cellar windows fixed - Maggot - 09-05-2010

(09-05-2010, 08:36 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: if i pay your lovely wife to do it again, will you fix my front windows for winter?

I smell a bargain! hah

each window............right?....left?..........middle?.........I'm liking this thing called barter. Will work for wife fucks! hah

But I gotta-lotta bad that needs fixing...... Smiley_emoticons_fies

RE: 4 cellar windows fixed - Maggot - 09-05-2010

Your right...........she is too pretty for the likes of my sorry ass. Bitch gets ALL the attention. Taz

RE: 4 cellar windows fixed - Duchess - 09-06-2010

So...when does the annual chipmunk hunt & murder take place?

RE: 4 cellar windows fixed - Maggot - 09-06-2010

(09-06-2010, 05:30 AM)Duchess Wrote:

So...when does the annual chipmunk hunt & murder take place?

I dont have a problem with them anymore. They have learned, which was my evil plan from the beginning, but bow season is coming up soon. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

RE: 4 cellar windows fixed - Duchess - 09-06-2010

Kabobs!

RE: 4 cellar windows fixed - Maggot - 09-06-2010

I have noticed more red squirrels this year than ever before. They are the the most aggresive. If you were walking in the woods and you walked into an area that they liked they start screaming and throwing shit at you. Grey squirrels leave you alone.

RE: 4 cellar windows fixed - Satan Herself - 09-06-2010

(09-06-2010, 12:12 PM)Maggot Wrote: I have noticed more red squirrels this year than ever before. They are the the most aggresive. If you were walking in the woods and you walked into an area that they liked they start screaming and throwing shit at you. Grey squirrels leave you alone.

When I lived in NH I was driving up my driveway and a little black squirrel came out of the woods, sat in the middle of the road, cussed me out then took off like a big ass bird.

RE: 4 cellar windows fixed - Lady Cop - 09-06-2010

Maggot is going to take his bow like some deranged robin hood and shoot my wild turkeys! evil wicked bastard!! then he's going to stuff them with the carcasses of my cute little woodland chipmunks! [Image: 30kr8qp.gif]

RE: 4 cellar windows fixed - Maggot - 09-06-2010

When you shoot a turkey you aim for their ballsack between the legs. They are smart birds.

RE: 4 cellar windows fixed - Lady Cop - 09-06-2010

(09-06-2010, 01:56 PM)Maggot Wrote: When you shoot a turkey you aim for their ballsack between the legs. They are smart birds.

how would YOU like it??

RE: 4 cellar windows fixed - Duchess - 09-06-2010

After the ostrich fiasco, I'm not even going to ask.