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RE: YAY SPORTS FANS! - Duchess - 01-09-2012



The 21 yr. old son of the Packers offensive coordinator coach has been found dead.



RE: YAY SPORTS FANS! - Lady Cop - 01-12-2012

saturday i guess i better stock up on foorball munchies. this is supposed to be a big deal.

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RE: YAY SPORTS FANS! - Lady Cop - 01-13-2012

*cackle*

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New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady may not need the help, but some witches are planning to cast a spell to put an end to Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow’s miraculous season.

Witches were scheduled to hold a seance at noon today – Friday the 13th – at Haven Crow Corner in Salem, Mass. to fix a win for the Pats.

“I’m going to raise the energy of the universe and send out all the good mojo,” Lorelei told the Boston Herald. “Lori will call in the Angels.”

The good witches won’t hex Tebow, as it’s “not their way,” but plan on setting up an altar with a hand-sewn Brady puppet and mojo bags filled with herbs and stones for every Patriots team member.

At the altar, the witches will chant, “Tom Brady will see what he needs to see, be where he needs to be and will take the Patriots to another victory.”




RE: YAY SPORTS FANS! - Duchess - 01-14-2012

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RE: YAY SPORTS FANS! - Maggot - 01-14-2012

No matter how good of a season you have, in the playoffs it only takes one game.


RE: YAY SPORTS FANS! - Lady Cop - 01-14-2012

did maytee send you the voodoo doll Duchess? hah

hahahahaha
here's some dammit dolls--->

http://www.thedammitdollstore.com/NFLDammitDolls.html


When your favorite team is losing

And the referee makes bad calls.

When you want to throw your beer

And pretzels against the wall.

When your stress keeps growing

And you’re pulling your hair out.

Here's a little Dammit Doll

You cannot do without.

Just grasp it firmly by the legs,

And find a place to slam it.

And as you whack the stuffing out

Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”


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RE: YAY SPORTS FANS! - username - 01-14-2012

I'm trying to remain optimistic but I don't have a good feeling about the 49'ers game against the Saints today.

I should have asked the witches to send some good ju-ju to Alex Smith.


RE: YAY SPORTS FANS! - Duchess - 01-14-2012

(01-14-2012, 05:10 PM)username Wrote: I'm trying to remain optimistic but I don't have a good feeling about the 49'ers game against the Saints today.


We are watching the game. They are doing great, User!





RE: YAY SPORTS FANS! - username - 01-14-2012

(01-14-2012, 06:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(01-14-2012, 05:10 PM)username Wrote: I'm trying to remain optimistic but I don't have a good feeling about the 49'ers game against the Saints today.


We are watching the game. They are doing great, User!

3 turnovers in the first quarter!! Yessss!




RE: YAY SPORTS FANS! - username - 01-14-2012

Crap!

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RE: YAY SPORTS FANS! - Duchess - 01-14-2012



That was fucking fantastic! Wow!



RE: YAY SPORTS FANS! - username - 01-14-2012

OMG!!!!

89


RE: YAY SPORTS FANS! - Duchess - 01-14-2012



That was an awesome game, one of the best I watched all season.

I'm strangely moved by the relationship between the NFL coaches & their players.

User, your kicker, David Akers was an Eagle for years. You're lucky to have him, he's a pro-bowler.



RE: YAY SPORTS FANS! - Maggot - 01-14-2012

That was great!!!


RE: YAY SPORTS FANS! - username - 01-14-2012

It was REALLY good football! I love Harbaugh. I think it was brilliant to have Alex Smith run in that one touchdown.

Akers rocks!


RE: YAY SPORTS FANS! - Maggot - 01-14-2012

The entire stadium was red!


RE: YAY SPORTS FANS! - Maggot - 01-14-2012

Tebow needs to call on Jesus, Zeus, Buddha, Muhammad .......they are getting stomped.


RE: YAY SPORTS FANS! - Lady Cop - 01-14-2012

halftime Pats 35, denver 7.

it's 22°F

i hear sons yelling downstairs. hah


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RE: YAY SPORTS FANS! - username - 01-14-2012

Ouch. They're killing them.


RE: YAY SPORTS FANS! - Lady Cop - 01-15-2012

going to get exciting around here Smiley_emoticons_hurra3
there will be joy in mudville or crushing defeat. and no living with son #3.

Boston Herald
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. - Tom Brady’s way of dealing with Tebowmania was to silence it with a record-shattering performance.

Brady threw six touchdowns passes, five in the first half, and put the New England Patriots into the AFC championship game after roughing up Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos 45-10 Saturday night.

The Patriots (14-3), winners of nine straight games, will host either Baltimore or Houston next Sunday for a spot in the Super Bowl. Saturday night’s romp snapped a three-game postseason losing streak, two of those at Gillette Stadium, and lifted the Patriots to the verge of their fifth Super Bowl appearance in 11 seasons. They’ve won it three times.