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I need more coffee before dressing myself - Maggot - 01-20-2011
I just realized I have been walking around all morning with my shirt inside out. I just fixed it before anyone noticed.
Tag goes inside "check". Is it the style now? It may be, one never knows today.
RE: I need more coffee before dressing myself - Lady Cop - 01-20-2011
hell, i didn't know you dressed yourself. good for you sweetie.
RE: I need more coffee before dressing myself - Maggot - 01-20-2011
RE: I need more coffee before dressing myself - Maggot - 01-20-2011
The subject came up at the coffee machine and the girl next door says: "You think thats bad once I walked around all morning with my zipper down and sometimes I dont wear underwear" my eyes went right to her crotch and the funny thing is.........I thought of Duchess.
RE: I need more coffee before dressing myself - Duchess - 01-20-2011
RE: I need more coffee before dressing myself - Cracker - 01-20-2011
Damn, Maggot. You didn't notice that shit until after 11?
Nobody at the office wants to fuck you or they would have noticed and told you before that. I hope that news comes as a relief to you.
RE: I need more coffee before dressing myself - Maggot - 01-20-2011
(01-20-2011, 09:34 PM)Cracker Wrote: Damn, Maggot. You didn't notice that shit until after 11?
Nobody at the office wants to fuck you or they would have noticed and told you before that. I hope that news comes as a relief to you.
Well........I am in a cave, But I gotta window! :B And thats bullshit, Bobbi-Sue would jump on my shwang anytime, she told me so and I asked her husband, he said if thats what she wants, but only you maggot ........only you.
RE: I need more coffee before dressing myself - Cracker - 01-20-2011
There is no lady named Bobbi-Sue. We know each other well enough to speak truth: Bob wants your schlong (or peepee, not sure what you're packing). He didn't notice the shirt because he was concentrating on your ass.
RE: I need more coffee before dressing myself - Maggot - 01-20-2011
(01-20-2011, 10:28 PM)Cracker Wrote: There is no lady named Bobbi-Sue. We know each other well enough to speak truth: Bob wants your schlong (or peepee, not sure what you're packing). He didn't notice the shirt because he was concentrating on your ass.
Cracker, would you like a pic of "Bobbi-Sue" ? She IS rather pretty.
But I must warn you she has baggage. And might just sign on as me to fuck with you.
RE: I need more coffee before dressing myself - Cracker - 01-20-2011
Please, no. Unless she is funny. I like funny people. If she's crazy, I would rather fly under her radar. Thank you.
RE: I need more coffee before dressing myself - Cracker - 01-20-2011
I am laughing over here thinking about you pretending to be Bobbi-Sue and talking about how you want to go fuck yourself. hahahaha
RE: I need more coffee before dressing myself - Maggot - 01-20-2011
Its gonna be OK Cracker, Its gonna be OK...................
RE: I need more coffee before dressing myself - Cracker - 01-20-2011
Aww. You don't think that's funny? Cracker is deflated.
RE: I need more coffee before dressing myself - username - 01-21-2011
(01-20-2011, 09:53 PM)Maggot Wrote: And thats bullshit, Bobbi-Sue would jump on my shwang anytime, she told me so and I asked her husband, he said if thats what she wants, but only you maggot ........only you.
Damn, I guess he sees you as non-threatening competition.
RE: I need more coffee before dressing myself - Cracker - 01-21-2011
Your new avatar is hilarious username! hahaha
RE: I need more coffee before dressing myself - username - 01-21-2011
(01-21-2011, 01:03 AM)Cracker Wrote: Your new avatar is hilarious username! hahaha
I found it by accident today--had to have it.
