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- QueenBee - 06-28-2009

I am most annoyed these days by the Slap Chop guy. Relatively new in the world of pitchmen. BUT, the commercial is worth watching at least once just to hear him say "You're gonna love my nuts". Who wrote that line?

https://www.officialtvwebsite738.com/slap-chop1995/index.asp?did=738&refcode=chop&aid=42895



- LuMPyPussy - 06-28-2009

That's who I thought was dead this morning... he had a strange encounter with a prostitute not too long ago where she bit down on his tongue and wouldn't let go until he pounded her in the head a few times. They both ended up with some lovely mug shots.


- QueenBee - 06-28-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:... he had a strange encounter with a prostitute not too long ago


Well, that is a question answered...I now know who was loving his nuts. ::pdance::



- The Antagonist - 06-28-2009

I just posted a mess of links to him and Kathy Mitchell in the news story section.


- SyberBitch - 06-30-2009

QueenBee Wrote:I am most annoyed these days by the Slap Chop guy. Relatively new in the world of pitchmen. BUT, the commercial is worth watching at least once just to hear him say "You're gonna love my nuts". Who wrote that line?

https://www.officialtvwebsite738.com/slap-chop1995/index.asp?did=738&refcode=chop&aid=42895
[flash=320,256]http://www.youtube.com/v/TaR4LcLbW8I[/flash]