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RE: bestiality...is it always wrong? - sally - 02-05-2012
It's not that bad. It's just me and my funny looking boyfriend talking about humping horses around the campfire.
RE: bestiality...is it always wrong? - SIXFOOTERsez - 02-06-2012
(02-05-2012, 09:21 PM)sally Wrote: It's not that bad. It's just me and my funny looking boyfriend talking about humping horses around the campfire.
Actually they were talking about GETTING humped by a horse.
RE: bestiality...is it always wrong? - Duchess - 02-06-2012
Holy Moly!
RE: bestiality...is it always wrong? - Lady Cop - 08-12-2012
ewwwwwwwwwwwwThe series of ads feature nothing more than the word "Deutsch" and then in smaller text the assurance that it's a magazine for international lifestyles. Really, Deutsch? That's how they do it overseas? What country are you talking about exactly?
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RE: bestiality...is it always wrong? - SIXFOOTERsez - 08-12-2012
Germany, check out some of the porn sites, LOTS of german porn.
RE: bestiality...is it always wrong? - Duchess - 08-12-2012
After all I have seen online there are still things that make my eyes bug out of my head.
RE: bestiality...is it always wrong? - pspence - 08-12-2012
(02-06-2012, 12:04 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:(02-05-2012, 09:21 PM)sally Wrote: It's not that bad. It's just me and my funny looking boyfriend talking about humping horses around the campfire.
Actually they were talking about GETTING humped by a horse.
let's get our shit together...were you the humpee or humpor?
RE: bestiality...is it always wrong? - cladking - 08-12-2012
What always strikes me is how hypocritical humans are. Most normal people are at least mildly repulsed at the concept of sex with an animal. I knew a man who claimed to have done a farm animal when he was young and never was able to not think about it everytime I saw him. I just pictured him standing on a ladder doing his thing.
The funny thing is that humans are the only animal on the face of the planet with 23 pairs of chromosomes. Think about that a second. Thousands (even tens of thousands) of different animals and only humans have 23 pairs!!! What are the fucking odds of that? The simplest explanation seems to be that our ancestors were screwing anything not bolted down and all the animals with 46 chromosomes became our ancestors.
If it weren't for bestiality and neanderthals the human race wouldn't even exist!
Of course we're all animals anyway and I've been with women who were like cats or like sloths.
RE: bestiality...is it always wrong? - cladking - 08-12-2012
(02-04-2012, 08:25 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
![[Image: bestiality-demotivational-poster-1226963510.jpg]](http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0811/bestiality-demotivational-poster-1226963510.jpg)
They say the closest thing to human is a sheep. Just point her over a cliff and she has to push back.
Jeesh. The things you learn you didn't even wanna know!
RE: bestiality...is it always wrong? - pspence - 08-12-2012
(08-12-2012, 02:19 PM)cladking Wrote: ...I've been with women who were like cats or like sloths.
I was following you until then....
RE: bestiality...is it always wrong? - cladking - 08-12-2012
(08-12-2012, 03:47 PM)pspence Wrote:(08-12-2012, 02:19 PM)cladking Wrote: ...I've been with women who were like cats or like sloths.
I was following you until then....
Everyone's different. Some people want it standing up in a hammock and some just want to lay there and let their partner do everything. There was one woman who could barely even be imposed upon to kiss back. If I closed my eyes it might as well have been a three-toed sloth.
RE: bestiality...is it always wrong? - Riotgear - 08-12-2012
(08-12-2012, 04:02 PM)cladking Wrote: If I closed my eyes it might as well have been a three-toed sloth.
Holy SHIT! You know her too?
RE: bestiality...is it always wrong? - Duchess - 08-12-2012
What do you guys do when you get one that's unresponsive & isn't that something you would know beforehand?
RE: bestiality...is it always wrong? - Riotgear - 08-12-2012
(08-12-2012, 04:32 PM)Duchess Wrote:
What do you guys do when you get one that's unresponsive & isn't that something you would know beforehand?
Are you serious?
I shoot a heavy load regardless. Hell, you don't even need to be awake. Of course that might be legally dicey, but alive is really all I require.
RE: bestiality...is it always wrong? - Duchess - 08-12-2012
(08-12-2012, 04:35 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Are you serious?
I shoot a heavy load regardless. Hell, you don't even need to be awake. Of course that might be legally dicey, but alive is really all I require.
Yes I'm serious!
Pfft. You adore your wife so I know you're not talking about treating her like that so it's safe to say you're talking about the past & you haven't had any strange in years. Big talker.
RE: bestiality...is it always wrong? - Riotgear - 08-12-2012
(08-12-2012, 04:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:(08-12-2012, 04:35 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Are you serious?
I shoot a heavy load regardless. Hell, you don't even need to be awake. Of course that might be legally dicey, but alive is really all I require.
Yes I'm serious!
Pfft. You adore your wife so I know you're not talking about treating her like that so it's safe to say you're talking about the past & you haven't had any strange in years. Big talker.
Wouldn't that be my wife treating me like that?
Edit: I admit nothing.
RE: bestiality...is it always wrong? - Duchess - 08-12-2012
Nope, you've already stated she's the nicest person you know or ever met...something to that effect.
RE: bestiality...is it always wrong? - Riotgear - 08-12-2012
All I can say is that _the pictures_ have never surfaced.
RE: bestiality...is it always wrong? - Duchess - 08-12-2012
Heh
RE: bestiality...is it always wrong? - Riotgear - 08-12-2012
You know how it is - You have to make sure you keep your crai....whoops nevermind.