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Ouch this is going to hurt - Harvest Moon - 08-12-2011
Hi all, I am a Newbie. It is Lady Cop's fault, her den has captivated me and I really need to contribute.
As background, I am an old Jersey girl who just moved to rural North Carolina with my terrific husband. So with the move, I have had a lot of drama in my life the last two weeks and ask that you please be gentle.
RE: Ouch this is going to hurt - Duchess - 08-12-2011
Oh dear
RE: Ouch this is going to hurt - Lady Cop - 08-12-2011
thankyou very kindly...any particular case?
RE: Ouch this is going to hurt - BlueTiki - 08-12-2011
Has your man had any luvin' since January, February, June or July?
RE: Ouch this is going to hurt - Duchess - 08-12-2011
I bet she makes her man a sammich.
RE: Ouch this is going to hurt - BlueTiki - 08-12-2011
Without him having to ask!
RE: Ouch this is going to hurt - Duchess - 08-12-2011
I could tell immediately!
RE: Ouch this is going to hurt - Duchess - 08-12-2011
*sniff sniff*
Chicken soup.
RE: Ouch this is going to hurt - Maggot - 08-12-2011
L.C. is a very popular gal. Everyone loves her.
Don't fuckup dipshit.
RE: Ouch this is going to hurt - JsMom - 08-12-2011
They make it hurt, and make you like it.
RE: Ouch this is going to hurt - username - 08-12-2011
Wants to be treated gently but is fascinated by grissly murders and crimes.
Go fucking figure.
RE: Ouch this is going to hurt - Fibonacci Prima - 08-12-2011
So you moved with your terrific husband...did you leave the body of your shitty husband buried in jersey? Was his name Guido? Do you have a bumpit?
RE: Ouch this is going to hurt - Harvest Moon - 08-12-2011
Thanks all for the warm, warm welcome!
LC, It was the Celina Cass case that drew me in.
user...too funny I hadn't thought of that irony.
bluetiki...of course, many, many, many, many times...
As for sammiches, he is very capable of making his own.
And yes, I can make a mean chicken soup when necessary.
No Guido's left behind, but there might be some somewhat warm bodies left in the wake of our quick move.
As for New Jersey, there really is a reason why it is called the Garden State. I know that's hard to believe.
RE: Ouch this is going to hurt - Lady Cop - 08-12-2011
i made you a member, please load an avatar.
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RE: Ouch this is going to hurt - Lady Cop - 08-12-2011
Autumn is my time.
Harvest Moon Ball by Terry Redlin
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RE: Ouch this is going to hurt - IMaDick - 08-13-2011
*sigh*
RE: Ouch this is going to hurt - Lady Cop - 08-13-2011
(08-13-2011, 01:47 AM)IMaDick Wrote: *sigh*
poor beleaguered put-upon Dickie. here i let another one in. that's simply shocking! we don't want new members! this is a forum! bugger off, we're full!
i'm still waiting for all the gloom and doom predictions of every single newbie actually being a troll to come true. waiting. waiting. waiting...*sigh*
because if a troll did get in i have no way to get rid of it! HORRORS! ::scared::
![[Image: fuck-off-were-closed.jpg?w=450&h=330]](http://cruddy.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fuck-off-were-closed.jpg?w=450&h=330)
RE: Ouch this is going to hurt - Duchess - 08-13-2011
I love that sign!
RE: Ouch this is going to hurt - Duchess - 08-13-2011
Many trolls think we are full of ourselves, that we are elitist. I kind of promote that simply because we are more intellectual than sites that are similar in nature to Mock. I don't see anything wrong with that & I'm often very proud of the intelligence of my Members. *shrug*.
It is what it is and I make no apologies for it. I love that we are unique in that way.
RE: Ouch this is going to hurt - Cracker - 08-13-2011
So we're better than the average jerkoffs?
That's a comfort.