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What makes you smile on a shitty day? - HairOfTheDog - 09-21-2011

My uplifters:

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Classic George Carlin


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Anything Far Side


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Curb Your Enthusiasm or anything Larry David


Facetious "people say" quotes 33
•People say I’m indecisive, but I’m not sure what I’m gonna do about it
•People say I’m a skeptic, but I don’t believe them
•People say that I’m ignorant and apathetic, but I don’t know shit about that and I don't care
•People say I’m too sensitive, and it really hurts my feelings
•People say I’m paranoid, but that’s because it’s all part of their plan
•People say I’m too accepting, and I love them for that


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Original vinyl on the 78 turntable


RE: What makes you smile on a shitty day? - IMaDick - 09-21-2011

I tell Duchess the truth and watch her melt down.

I do stuff just to drive LC crazy.

I visualize Tiki as a double wide with feet.

I mess with cracker because it's easy to do and don't stress me out.

I send username mental pictures and she posts them on Mock so I know she gets them. this always makes me smile.



wait a minute that's what I do everyday.

I guess as long as I keep doing those things shitty days don't want to hang around me.




RE: What makes you smile on a shitty day? - Lady Cop - 09-21-2011

all my furry and feathery little woodland friends make me smile. they come to my kitchen door and look for me. 75


and Autumn leaves make me happy too~


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RE: What makes you smile on a shitty day? - aussiefriend - 09-22-2011

(09-21-2011, 10:35 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I send username

why you shouldn't drink and post.


RE: What makes you smile on a shitty day? - aussiefriend - 09-22-2011

How did he do that?


RE: What makes you smile on a shitty day? - Duchess - 09-22-2011



Riding, dancing, pushin' buttons & jerkin' chains, manipulating others into losing their composure.



RE: What makes you smile on a shitty day? - Maggot - 09-22-2011

Watching someone slip and fall on their ass on wet leaves or dogshit.


I run over and say "are you ok?" but am holding back a howl of laughter. Sometimes it squeaks out though.


RE: What makes you smile on a shitty day? - Cracker - 09-22-2011

That is why decent people rake leaves and clean up after their pets, Maggot.

I would sue you. That would make me smile. I would make the court give me all the contents of your man-room and then donate them all the charity.


RE: What makes you smile on a shitty day? - ramseycat - 09-22-2011

My little Maggottyboo makes me smile!!! He is just the cutest!


RE: What makes you smile on a shitty day? - Lady Cop - 09-22-2011

(09-22-2011, 02:30 PM)ramseycat Wrote: My little Maggottyboo makes me smile!!! He is just the cutest!

oh brother! 22








RE: What makes you smile on a shitty day? - Duchess - 09-22-2011



Sometimes I consider being all sugary sweet in here like the marshmallow I am.



RE: What makes you smile on a shitty day? - ramseycat - 09-22-2011

(09-22-2011, 02:39 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(09-22-2011, 02:30 PM)ramseycat Wrote: My little Maggottyboo makes me smile!!! He is just the cutest!

oh brother! 22

hahhaaaa!! sorry LC.


RE: What makes you smile on a shitty day? - Lady Cop - 09-22-2011

Maggotyboo has plumber's crack 37. i hate to burst your bubble Ramseykittens. an object of romance he's not. Loveis








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he knows i love him


RE: What makes you smile on a shitty day? - Maggot - 09-22-2011

(09-22-2011, 01:56 PM)Cracker Wrote: That is why decent people rake leaves and clean up after their pets, Maggot.

I would sue you. That would make me smile. I would make the court give me all the contents of your man-room and then donate them all the charity.

Stay outta my man room! Smiley_emoticons_shocked


RE: What makes you smile on a shitty day? - Maggot - 09-22-2011

(09-22-2011, 02:45 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Maggotyboo has plumber's crack 37. i hate to burst your bubble Ramseykittens. an object of romance he's not. Loveis








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he knows i love him

Pay no attention to the sea-hag ramseykittens.......she is jealous of our special relationship. Awink


RE: What makes you smile on a shitty day? - username - 09-22-2011

(09-21-2011, 10:35 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I send username mental pictures and she posts them on Mock so I know she gets them.

I have a mental image of a big chunk of satellite hitting you right on your fat head.



RE: What makes you smile on a shitty day? - Duchess - 09-22-2011



Respect-applause



RE: What makes you smile on a shitty day? - sally - 09-22-2011

(09-22-2011, 02:45 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Maggotyboo has plumber's crack 37. i hate to burst your bubble Ramseykittens. an object of romance he's not. Loveis


He also has horrid gas and spends a lot of time in the bathroom. Those are his words, not mine.




RE: What makes you smile on a shitty day? - aussiefriend - 09-22-2011

Maggot, you are backing Ron Paul 2012? What about Ru Paul?


RE: What makes you smile on a shitty day? - Maggot - 09-22-2011

I almost forgot......................105