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Bad News . . . . . - Carsman - 09-24-2011
I love my country It’s the government I’m afraid of.
To save the economy, on September 23, 2011, Obama will
announce that he is ordering the immigration department to start
deporting old people (instead of illegal's) in order to lower Social
Security and Medicare costs.
Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get
back home!
Guess I'll see some of you on the bus.
RE: Bad News . . . . . - Maggot - 09-24-2011
I hear Canada is doing well.
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RE: Bad News . . . . . - Lady Cop - 09-24-2011
i'd like to be deported to Switzerland for ski season.
RE: Bad News . . . . . - Maggot - 09-24-2011
I've always wanted to open a massage parlor at a ski resort.
RE: Bad News . . . . . - Duchess - 09-24-2011
(09-24-2011, 08:02 PM)Maggot Wrote: I've always wanted to open a massage parlor at a ski resort.
That's actually quite a sound idea. I'll handle all the marketing. Call me.
RE: Bad News . . . . . - Maggot - 09-24-2011
I'm really good with my hands.
RE: Bad News . . . . . - Fibonacci Prima - 09-24-2011
I'd like to offer my services as test subject for said massages at ski resort.
RE: Bad News . . . . . - Cracker - 09-25-2011
(09-24-2011, 07:42 PM)Carsman Wrote: I love my country It’s the government I’m afraid of.
To save the economy, on September 23, 2011, Obama will
announce that he is ordering the immigration department to start
deporting old people (instead of illegal's) in order to lower Social
Security and Medicare costs.
Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get
back home!
Guess I'll see some of you on the bus.
Cute.
Why do we not respect the people who made this country great? Why do we give a shit about people who don't? I'm kinda lost the last few years. I'm beginning to think most people weren't raised like I was.
Cars, I separate my country from the gov't, too. They aren't the same.
RE: Bad News . . . . . - Cynical Ninja - 10-06-2011
"A true patriot is always ready to defend his country against its government".
In the UK we have a coalition of two idiots trying to run the country. two idiots for the price of one.