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PATRON SAINT OF RETARDS - Duchess - 05-21-2012
Who is the patron saint of all tards?
St. Francis, my favorite saint, watches over the animals. Who watches over & protects the tards?
RE: PATRON SAINT OF RETARDS - Clang McFly - 05-21-2012
St. Dympha
http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=222
RE: PATRON SAINT OF RETARDS - Donovan - 05-21-2012
Retardation's more physical. I'd go with Roch, the saint of the infirm.
RE: PATRON SAINT OF RETARDS - Ma Huang Sor - 05-21-2012
St Edacious
The Council of Edacious Souls was formed in late 1969, in response to the current events of the time by a group of high school students scattered among the area of Bennington, the surrounding Benningtons, Shaftsbury, Pownal, and Woodford Vermont. It was an "activist" organization, in the sense that it met when crisis events in the community or the world took place, to pay homage to the great Saint Edacious...the patron Saint of Gluttony. This feast usually consisted of a pig roast with "pot luck" trimmings that everyone who came would prepare and bring, and an elderberry locally distilled wine flavored with a few thousand micrograms of lysergic acid bitartrate.
They lasted for usually two overnights, and began in that first late summer in 1970 to celebrate it's very own creation and anniversary.
The council meets every year to this day still, just had it's 43rd annual council meeting, and was quite a success. Everyone brings their music if they play, or their voice if they don't and the Council Meets.
There are many storied events that have occurred at these feasts themselves, as often during the first evening, most of the pent up debauchery takes place. Then the Discussion occurs, which is always interesting. Everyone has literally shared their life story year by year at this meeting, and it's a well known fable each Soul gets to tell.
RE: PATRON SAINT OF RETARDS - Lady Cop - 05-21-2012
i don't know the Saints except a few. not Catholic.
but i agree with this--->
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RE: PATRON SAINT OF RETARDS - Clang McFly - 05-21-2012
(05-21-2012, 10:30 AM)Donovan Wrote: Retardation's more physical.
RE: PATRON SAINT OF RETARDS - Sterling - 05-21-2012
(05-21-2012, 10:04 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Who is the patron saint of all tards?
Does it matter? They'll forget within moments.
RE: PATRON SAINT OF RETARDS - username - 05-21-2012
(05-21-2012, 06:07 PM)Sterling Wrote:(05-21-2012, 10:04 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Who is the patron saint of all tards?
Does it matter? They'll forget within moments.
Haha!!
RE: PATRON SAINT OF RETARDS - aussiefriend - 05-21-2012
(05-21-2012, 10:25 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: St. Dympha
http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=222
It's Dympna! One of my irish friends I worked with overseas was called Dympna. She was no saint! ha.
RE: PATRON SAINT OF RETARDS - Cracker - 05-21-2012
(05-21-2012, 09:01 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:(05-21-2012, 10:25 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: St. Dympha
http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=222
It's Dympna! One of my irish friends I worked with overseas was called Dympna. She was no saint! ha.
It's Dymphna. I only know because I looked it up. I'm a heathen.
RE: PATRON SAINT OF RETARDS - Maggot - 05-21-2012
(05-21-2012, 09:32 PM)Cracker Wrote:(05-21-2012, 09:01 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:(05-21-2012, 10:25 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: St. Dympha
http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=222
It's Dympna! One of my irish friends I worked with overseas was called Dympna. She was no saint! ha.
It's Dymphna. I only know because I looked it up. I'm a heathen.
But she knew it and only spelled it wrong. I kinda like 7⁄11 because of stupid stuff like that.
RE: PATRON SAINT OF RETARDS - Cracker - 05-21-2012
I just like her. No special reason needed. I don't understand why everybody doesn't love her to pieces.
RE: PATRON SAINT OF RETARDS - Clang McFly - 05-21-2012
(05-21-2012, 09:32 PM)Cracker Wrote:(05-21-2012, 09:01 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:(05-21-2012, 10:25 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: St. Dympha
http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=222
It's Dympna! One of my irish friends I worked with overseas was called Dympna. She was no saint! ha.
It's Dymphna. I only know because I looked it up. I'm a heathen.
Close enough. I was typing too fast and my computer was being slow/freezing up. I'm Catholic(not a very strict one though) and I still had to look it up.
RE: PATRON SAINT OF RETARDS - aussiefriend - 05-21-2012
My friends name is Dympna. So on that we are all clear.
RE: PATRON SAINT OF RETARDS - Clang McFly - 05-21-2012
(05-21-2012, 10:48 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: My friends name is Dympna. So on that we are all clear.
Yes, crystal clear.
RE: PATRON SAINT OF RETARDS - Ma Huang Sor - 05-22-2012
I have a friend named John, and another one named Bill. I also have a female friend I affectionately call Chrissie.
RE: PATRON SAINT OF RETARDS - aussiefriend - 05-22-2012
Clear as mud!
RE: PATRON SAINT OF RETARDS - Duchess - 05-22-2012
I actually pray for patience. I don't know what's wrong with me but if you make me impatient with you, you are a goddamntard. It's all one word in my mind. Giggletard. Stupidtard (redundant I know) Fuckingtard. Ridiculoustard. I hope I'm not becoming an eccentric person who prefers seclusion to all else.
RE: PATRON SAINT OF RETARDS - aussiefriend - 05-22-2012
(05-22-2012, 06:10 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I actually pray for patience. I don't know what's wrong with me but if you make me impatient with you, you are a goddamntard. It's all one word in my mind. Giggletard. Stupidtard (redundant I know) Fuckingtard. Ridiculoustard. I hope I'm not becoming an eccentric person who prefers seclusion to all else.
What about on the roads? There are tards everywhere? God give me patience.
RE: PATRON SAINT OF RETARDS - Duchess - 05-22-2012
(05-22-2012, 08:38 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: What about on the roads?
I alternate between muttering & saying, C'mon! Move your ass! If I had more patience I could probably be more charming. That's the only thing standing in my way.
