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- Maggot - 05-10-2009
A 360 lbs female shoplifter became combatant and decided to push the cop to the ground.
She was running across the parking lot......
Screaming bloody murder......
And a car backed out of a parking space......
And knocked her on her ass.........
Backup was requested......
Along with the ambulance.........
And send bigger people.........
She is 360lbs and dangerous...........::lmao::
This is the drama of Walmart, I wished I could have watched it.
LOL I wonder if she wrecked the rear end.::lmao::
Scanner is hot,hot tonight ..........like a 4"hemmoroid smothered in chili sauce dipped in muriatic acid babay!::dlaugh::I hope I spelled my keywords wrong.
More too come.
- Maggot - 05-10-2009
I should call Walmart and get them to page the bitches name ....::lmao::
- Borndragon - 05-10-2009
This site can be fun:
http://www.police-scanner.info/live-police-scanners.htm
- Lady Cop - 05-10-2009
relentlessscanner i kept on at home all the time drove me nuts. and when it's really good stuff, we always go to a channel the public can't listen to. heh heh.
Maggot, i did undercover shoplifter duty
for over a year (oh gawd i could write a book about who shoplifts!) anyway, one night i confronted a guy who weighed just a tad less than that sweathog, a huge beast.he had walked out the garden center with $1500. worth of stuff. so before i went outside i quickly radioed in...he tried to slash my throat witha damn boxcutter. i kept the carriage between us as long as i could, and one of SWAT guys appeared out of nowhere, running like a sumbitch...and took this fat bastard down. saved my cute ass!!::fuckyeah:: some of those people will try to kill you rather than go to jail.- Maggot - 05-10-2009
I would have a bag of marbles to throw at their feet if I did that stuff for a living.
let-em run.........I have marbles.
- Maggot - 05-10-2009
Oh-SHIT!
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- Lady Cop - 05-10-2009
Maggot Wrote:Oh-SHIT!
you slay yourself, don't you, you twit? :kiss::
marbles, why didn't i carry marbles? ::dunno::and i know you lost your marbles long ago! ::lmao::
- SyberBitch - 05-10-2009
I saw an accident not long ago, a minivan had overturned and was upside down on an embankment. The driver was trapped inside and he must have weighed 500lbs, his bulk filled almost the entire front section of the vehicle. There were people all around trying to help. I have NO frigging idea how they ever got the bastard out. :shock: