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I was just about to call you all fuckasses... - Eat Shit And Die - 08-12-2012
For not making me a birthday thread but i then realized I had it hidden like a true fuckface...
RE: I was just about to call you all fuckasses... - username - 08-12-2012
Happy Birthday, fuckface!!
RE: I was just about to call you all fuckasses... - Eat Shit And Die - 08-12-2012
Thank you fuckass
RE: I was just about to call you all fuckasses... - HairOfTheDog - 08-12-2012
ESAD,
Seriously, I hope your day is exceptional and that this year brings good health and happiness.
RE: I was just about to call you all fuckasses... - Clang McFly - 08-12-2012
Happy Birthday, cuntface!
RE: I was just about to call you all fuckasses... - Donovan - 08-12-2012
hellspawn don't have birthdays.
RE: I was just about to call you all fuckasses... - Duchess - 08-12-2012
Happy Birthday, ESAD
RE: I was just about to call you all fuckasses... - Riotgear - 08-12-2012
Ok here we go-
Dear ESAD -
I've often wondered what your dad must have said to your slutty little mom to get her to take her panties off and let him push his hard cock deep into her wet pussy. I''m also curious as to whether or not she came while he fucked her or did he just shoot his load (little ESAD) into her cunt and roll off to smoke. Maybe she was the baller and talked your dad into fucking her bareback so she could get that hot jizz blasted into her belly.
Anyhow - For some reason they decided to not shove some sort of blade into your tiny fetus. And for some reason they decided to not poison you and suck you out like a tumor. It must have been wonderful when she shat you out screaming and covered with blood after you used her for nutrition for nine months. I'm happy you lived.
Happy I'm glad your mom let your dad fuck her hard and cum in her pussy day!
Regards,
Gear
RE: I was just about to call you all fuckasses... - Jimbone - 08-12-2012
Have a great birthday ESAD.
RE: I was just about to call you all fuckasses... - pspence - 08-12-2012
Happy birthday Esad ..may all of your dreams come true !
RE: I was just about to call you all fuckasses... - Eat Shit And Die - 08-12-2012
I only dream that I skipped 'Gears post and we all know that didn't happen :'(
RE: I was just about to call you all fuckasses... - OnBendedKnee - 08-12-2012
Happy birthday! Take full advantage of it!
Edited to add:
I just read Gear's birthday wish. Damn, Gear!
A Hallmark poet you are not!
RE: I was just about to call you all fuckasses... - Donovan - 08-12-2012
Does this put you into your third decade yet? Because that takes you one step further from being the coolest badass rebel in the club, and one year closer to being "Hey who invited their creepy uncle?"
RE: I was just about to call you all fuckasses... - Riotgear - 08-12-2012
That's right - Trips to the nightclub getting more awkward by the day.
Pretty soon you get to pay for pussy like the rest of us.
RE: I was just about to call you all fuckasses... - username - 08-12-2012
![[Image: funny-pictures-rude-birthday-cake-i.jpg]](http://eganfoote.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/funny-pictures-rude-birthday-cake-i.jpg)
You just never know what you're going to find when you look for birthday greetings.
RE: I was just about to call you all fuckasses... - JsMom - 08-12-2012
(08-12-2012, 02:28 PM)ESAD Wrote: For not making me a birthday thread but i then realized I had it hidden like a true fuckface...
Happy Birthday Dear....Hope it was a good one.
RE: I was just about to call you all fuckasses... - Eat Shit And Die - 08-12-2012
Thanks everyone i had a really naughty birthday well up to my own standards, I appreciate all the sentiments
(08-12-2012, 04:56 PM)Donovan Wrote: Does this put you into your third decade yet? Because that takes you one step further from being the coolest badass rebel in the club, and one year closer to being "Hey who invited their creepy uncle?"
(08-12-2012, 04:59 PM)Riotgear Wrote: That's right - Trips to the nightclub getting more awkward by the day.
Pretty soon you get to pay for pussy like the rest of us.
Im unfortunately/fortunately 29 year old almost midlife crisis guy who is dating a lovely 18 year old French girl, as soon as i get a porsche y'all can shoot me.
RE: I was just about to call you all fuckasses... - Eat Shit And Die - 08-12-2012
(08-12-2012, 05:03 PM)username Wrote:
I never sent you a pic then? Damn soz hun, thought i woulda done that auto pilot.
RE: I was just about to call you all fuckasses... - Riotgear - 08-12-2012
(08-12-2012, 06:01 PM)ESAD Wrote: Thanks everyone i had a really naughty birthday well up to my own standards, I appreciate all the sentiments
(08-12-2012, 04:56 PM)Donovan Wrote: Does this put you into your third decade yet? Because that takes you one step further from being the coolest badass rebel in the club, and one year closer to being "Hey who invited their creepy uncle?"
(08-12-2012, 04:59 PM)Riotgear Wrote: That's right - Trips to the nightclub getting more awkward by the day.
Pretty soon you get to pay for pussy like the rest of us.
Im unfortunately/fortunately 29 year old almost midlife crisis guy who is dating a lovely 18 year old French girl, as soon as i get a porsche y'all can shoot me.
Like I said, paying for pussy like the rest of us. Oh, you thought I meant pay her. Give it a few years.
RE: I was just about to call you all fuckasses... - username - 08-12-2012
(08-12-2012, 06:02 PM)ESAD Wrote:(08-12-2012, 05:03 PM)username Wrote:
I never sent you a pic then? Damn soz hun, thought i woulda done that auto pilot.
I demand you correct this horrible oversight immediately!!
