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GIMME SOMETHING TO MOCK - Duchess - 09-03-2012



Please & thank you. 27



RE: GIMME SOMETHING TO MOCK - Carsman - 09-03-2012

Barry O

You're welcome!hah


RE: GIMME SOMETHING TO MOCK - OnBendedKnee - 09-03-2012

Clang O

You're welcome! Smiley_emoticons_smile


RE: GIMME SOMETHING TO MOCK - ramseycat - 09-03-2012

You can mock my horrible sense of direction. I can't find my way out of my own backyard without a map.


RE: GIMME SOMETHING TO MOCK - OnBendedKnee - 09-03-2012

^
Yeah, that's pretty interesting.


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RE: GIMME SOMETHING TO MOCK - ramseycat - 09-03-2012

That's the best I could come up with right ow OBK. LOL Maybe you should contribute? You are so much smarter and wiser then me. I bet you can come up with something fabulous!


RE: GIMME SOMETHING TO MOCK - OnBendedKnee - 09-03-2012

Ok... let's see.

Well. All three Presidential candidates back in 1972 were left handed, so I suppose you could mock me endlessly and tirelessly for being a political trivia junkie/nerd.


RE: GIMME SOMETHING TO MOCK - ramseycat - 09-03-2012

I'm left handed.


RE: GIMME SOMETHING TO MOCK - OnBendedKnee - 09-03-2012

Are you also a presidential political candidate?


RE: GIMME SOMETHING TO MOCK - Clang McFly - 09-03-2012

(09-03-2012, 08:04 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Clang O

You're welcome! Smiley_emoticons_smile

Thats Clang M.Blowing-kisses


RE: GIMME SOMETHING TO MOCK - username - 09-04-2012

Mothers with adolescent daughters.

Jesus Christ, my daughter just face booked married some fucking gang banger pot head that she met at the mall this weekend. And she thinks they're going to go out to a movie this weekend. Yeah, right!! I'm so busy spying and setting up more spyware...no time for this shit. 52


RE: GIMME SOMETHING TO MOCK - Riotgear - 09-04-2012

Maybe I'm way off here, but I think you should let your daughter go to gangbangs.


RE: GIMME SOMETHING TO MOCK - Ilyanna - 09-04-2012

Yeah, especially since it's a pothead gangbang. What's the worst that could happen - that they all start fumbling uncoordinatedly with her clothes and promptly get distracted by the texture of her T-shirt?


RE: GIMME SOMETHING TO MOCK - username - 09-04-2012

(09-04-2012, 03:54 AM)Ilyanna Wrote: Yeah, especially since it's a pothead gangbang. What's the worst that could happen - that they all start fumbling uncoordinatedly with her clothes and promptly get distracted by the texture of her T-shirt?


Haha!


RE: GIMME SOMETHING TO MOCK - Maggot - 09-04-2012

(09-04-2012, 03:54 AM)Ilyanna Wrote: Yeah, especially since it's a pothead gangbang. What's the worst that could happen - that they all start fumbling uncoordinatedly with her clothes and promptly get distracted by the texture of her T-shirt?

Thats great! hah


RE: GIMME SOMETHING TO MOCK - Riotgear - 09-04-2012

(09-04-2012, 03:54 AM)Ilyanna Wrote: Yeah, especially since it's a pothead gangbang. What's the worst that could happen - that they all start fumbling uncoordinatedly with her clothes and promptly get distracted by the texture of her T-shirt?

"Duuude, check this out"

"Whoa, that's pretty badass"

"What were we doing bro?"

HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


RE: GIMME SOMETHING TO MOCK - Donovan - 09-04-2012

Just send her over there with a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and if the pothead gangbanger tries anything tell her to throw them. While he's distracted by the choice munchies she can escape.

Meanwhile, I find it a little bit offputting that Username's daughter is "annoying facebook girl" with the relationship status updates...


RE: GIMME SOMETHING TO MOCK - Riotgear - 09-04-2012

Shit, I just found out you could face book marry. WTF?

You know what they say about apple/trees/distance from.


RE: GIMME SOMETHING TO MOCK - Donovan - 09-04-2012

Yeah but is that in relation to facebook foolishness? Or the attraction to gangbanger pothead. Wonder what kindof men User brings home? Think she makes the kids call them "uncle"?


RE: GIMME SOMETHING TO MOCK - Riotgear - 09-04-2012

"Hey Mom - Why do we have so many black uncles?"