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RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - JsMom - 09-07-2012
Never would I do such a thing!
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Riotgear - 09-07-2012
I find women primping is traffic kind of hot. Like a hot chick smoking. I mean, you know she probably going to die or kill someone else so you sort of want to fuck her before she's gone.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - QueenBee - 09-07-2012
This morning I was behind someone who was weaving all over the road, and kept hitting the brakes. Pulled up along side and she was texting..not even looking at the road. Scary thing was that she was behind a school bus with kids in it.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Duchess - 09-07-2012
(09-07-2012, 11:33 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Any ladies here have the brass to admit giving it?
I don't think it takes brass to admit to that, MS.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - sally - 09-07-2012
(09-07-2012, 12:00 PM)Duchess Wrote:(09-07-2012, 11:33 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Any ladies here have the brass to admit giving it?
I don't think it takes brass to admit to that, MS.
I think he meant that it takes brass to admit it because it could potentially cause an accident and people tend to get all pissy when you endanger other peoples lives. Remember the other thread about talking on the phone while driving, Donovan almost had a coronary.
Or maybe he just thinks he's talking to Mary Poppins, I don't know.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Midwest Spy - 09-07-2012
Back when there was a 'one night stand' thread, the only lady to admit to having one was User (and maybe FQ2).
Gals here have been fairly prudish when speaking of their sexual exploits.
Didn't know if Road Head would fall into a taboo category or not...
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - sally - 09-07-2012
(09-07-2012, 12:27 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Back when there was a 'one night stand' thread, the only lady to admit to having one was User (and maybe FQ2).
Gals here have been fairly prudish when speaking of their sexual exploits.
Didn't know if Road Head would fall into a taboo category or not...
I don't know what the hell you're talking about. When I was in highschool I gave the entire football team blowjobs in the locker room in return for a six pack of Corona.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Riotgear - 09-07-2012
You know how it is MS - Any girl willing to give road head is bound to be into double anal.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Maggot - 09-07-2012
......now you've gone and done it!
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Riotgear - 09-07-2012
And then...The deafening sound of crickets.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Duchess - 09-07-2012
(09-07-2012, 12:27 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Gals here have been fairly prudish when speaking of their sexual exploits.
What do you want to know?
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Midwest Spy - 09-07-2012
I don't think anyone will be willing to share their moments of anal, dp, or a to m (except KMU or FQ2, because they're not ashamed).
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Midwest Spy - 09-07-2012
(09-07-2012, 01:04 PM)Duchess Wrote:(09-07-2012, 12:27 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Gals here have been fairly prudish when speaking of their sexual exploits.
What do you want to know?
Why are women so afraid of a three-way with another woman? What if she was a totally random stranger that you'd never have the chance to meet again?
Is it the idea of your man sticking his cock in her pussy, or is it the lesbianism it would require?
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Duchess - 09-07-2012
I'm the wrong person to ask that. It's all fun & games until emotions become involved.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Midwest Spy - 09-07-2012
Who the hell started all this porno talk? ^^^^
Let's get back to shitty drivers.
If you like the idea of running shitty drivers off the road, I recommend you find the W.C. Fields movie 'Road Hog' and watch it.
The premise of the movie: Fields comes into a ton of money, and decides to buy a bunch of cheap cars. Whenever he spots a shitty driver, he runs that person off the road, ruining their car and his. He then hops into his next car and does the same thing.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - FAHQTOO - 09-07-2012
(09-07-2012, 01:07 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I don't think anyone will be willing to share their moments of anal, dp, or a to m (except KMU or FQ2, because they're not ashamed).
I've never done DP or A to M...which I assume means ass to mouth. That is just fucking disgusting and nauseating to even think about. If I did either of those, I wouldn't admit it because I would be ashamed.
I don't see what the big deal is about admitting to a one night stand, or giving road-head.
It might shock some of you to know that I was a virgin until I was 18 and graduated from High school...unless I've already said that in another thread.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Duchess - 09-07-2012
(09-07-2012, 04:10 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: It might shock some of you to know that I was a virgin until I was 18 and graduated from High school.
I knew you were a good girl.
That made me laugh but I was sincere.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Riotgear - 09-07-2012
(09-07-2012, 04:10 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:(09-07-2012, 01:07 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I don't think anyone will be willing to share their moments of anal, dp, or a to m (except KMU or FQ2, because they're not ashamed).
I've never done DP or A to M...which I assume means ass to mouth. That is just fucking disgusting and nauseating to even think about. If I did either of those, I wouldn't admit it because I would be ashamed.
I don't see what the big deal is about admitting to a one night stand, or giving road-head.
It might shock some of you to know that I was a virgin until I was 18 and graduated from High school...unless I've already said that in another thread.
That's my favorite part^
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - FAHQTOO - 09-07-2012
(09-07-2012, 04:24 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(09-07-2012, 04:10 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:(09-07-2012, 01:07 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I don't think anyone will be willing to share their moments of anal, dp, or a to m (except KMU or FQ2, because they're not ashamed).
I've never done DP or A to M...which I assume means ass to mouth. That is just fucking disgusting and nauseating to even think about. If I did either of those, I wouldn't admit it because I would be ashamed.
I don't see what the big deal is about admitting to a one night stand, or giving road-head.
It might shock some of you to know that I was a virgin until I was 18 and graduated from High school...unless I've already said that in another thread.
That's my favorite part^
Somehow, that doesn't surprise or shock me at all. Now, go tell your wife to shove a dildo up your ass and then you get to lick it clean...after all, it's your favorite part.
RE: GET DA FUCK OFF THE ROAD - Riotgear - 09-07-2012
(09-07-2012, 04:49 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:(09-07-2012, 04:24 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(09-07-2012, 04:10 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:(09-07-2012, 01:07 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I don't think anyone will be willing to share their moments of anal, dp, or a to m (except KMU or FQ2, because they're not ashamed).
I've never done DP or A to M...which I assume means ass to mouth. That is just fucking disgusting and nauseating to even think about. If I did either of those, I wouldn't admit it because I would be ashamed.
I don't see what the big deal is about admitting to a one night stand, or giving road-head.
It might shock some of you to know that I was a virgin until I was 18 and graduated from High school...unless I've already said that in another thread.
That's my favorite part^
Somehow, that doesn't surprise or shock me at all. Now, go tell your wife to shove a dildo up your ass and then you get to lick it clean...after all, it's your favorite part.
It's not that. I just thought is was funny that you pretended you had to assume that's what it meant.
I'd be willing to bet you knew exactly what that meant.