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BREAKING NEWS: MS WILL LIVE FOREVER - Teacher - 01-10-2013
AN EYEFUL A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
by Jonathan Hayter
Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer a new survey reveals.
Researchers have discovered that a ten-minute ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.
A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease, and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.
Dr. Karen Weatherby who carried out the German study wrote in the "New England Journal of Medicine" : "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobic workout. Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There is no question that gazing at women's breasts makes men healthier.
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a heart attack and stroke in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
MS will now have an excellent excuse for his favorite past-time.
RE: BREAKING NEWS: MS WILL LIVE FOREVER - Duchess - 01-10-2013
MS, will you tell your wife what the research has discovered and then share her reaction with us? Please & thank you!
RE: BREAKING NEWS: MS WILL LIVE FOREVER - ramseycat - 01-10-2013
Good idea Duchess. ahahhaa the wife will have to give MS access to her girls for 30 minutes everyday.
RE: BREAKING NEWS: MS WILL LIVE FOREVER - Midwest Spy - 01-10-2013
Well, it is true that I don't suffer from high blood pressure/hypertension.
However, I do have a sore neck most of the time as I'm constantly whipping my head around to see the great rack that just walked by, etc.
Today, was doubly good for me, I guess. I got a great workout at the gym, and there were plenty of busty beauties to ogle as well.
RE: BREAKING NEWS: MS WILL LIVE FOREVER - username - 01-10-2013
Well there's still hope. Maybe one of these days when you're struck dumb by some amazing rack, you'll be directly in the path of an oncoming big rig.
RE: BREAKING NEWS: MS WILL LIVE FOREVER - Midwest Spy - 01-10-2013
(01-10-2013, 05:54 PM)username Wrote: Well there's still hope. Maybe one of these days when you're struck dumb by some amazing rack, you'll be directly in the path of an oncoming big rig.
Actually, I do worry about that.
Not a big rig... but maybe a wall, or another person, door, etc.
I'll let you know when it finally happens.
RE: BREAKING NEWS: MS WILL LIVE FOREVER - ramseycat - 01-10-2013
(01-10-2013, 05:57 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(01-10-2013, 05:54 PM)username Wrote: Well there's still hope. Maybe one of these days when you're struck dumb by some amazing rack, you'll be directly in the path of an oncoming big rig.
Actually, I do worry about that.
Not a big rig... but maybe a wall, or another person, door, etc.
I'll let you know when it finally happens.
Hopefully someone will film it and we can put it on YouTube.
RE: BREAKING NEWS: MS WILL LIVE FOREVER - heartbreaker6713 - 01-10-2013
hahaha I am going to show this to my boyfriend... hahaha! This is funny!