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Good Morning Mockers! - dragonfly - 03-19-2013
I found this site from googling the now-solved-maybe murder of Johnny Clarke and Lisa Straub. I was more curious in finding out where exactly their house was, since I live around the same area and I'm just nosy like that. I wanted to make an account since I found out a LOT more about the case than was just in the newspapers.
I'm usually more of a lurker, but I'll contriboot to discussions from time to time. Pique my interest, and you'll get my opinion. I think I'll be in good company, seems like you all are a rowdy bunch. Me likee.
RE: Good Morning Mockers! - Midwest Spy - 03-19-2013
Are you an attention whore from Ohio or just another in a long line of dumbasses from Ohio?
RE: Good Morning Mockers! - Duchess - 03-19-2013
That kind of attitude won't get you any boob pix from her...just sayin'.
RE: Good Morning Mockers! - OnBendedKnee - 03-19-2013
(03-19-2013, 10:58 AM)Duchess Wrote:
That kind of attitude won't get you any boob pix from her...just sayin'.
There's never been a woman who has walked the planet using the term, "Me likee" sporting terrific boobs.
RE: Good Morning Mockers! - Cracker - 03-19-2013
(03-19-2013, 10:28 AM)dragonfly Wrote: I I I I'm I I
I'm I'll my my I I'll Me likee.
Think I'll pass. In a bar I would stand up, grab my drink and my purse, and move down a seat or two.
You can just tell with some people.
RE: Good Morning Mockers! - Maggot - 03-19-2013
(03-19-2013, 07:05 PM)Cracker Wrote:(03-19-2013, 10:28 AM)dragonfly Wrote: I I I I'm I I
I'm I'll my my I I'll Me likee.
Think I'll pass. In a bar I would stand up, grab my drink and my purse, and move down a seat or two.
You can just tell with some people.
I grab a handful of pretzels, move closer and start talking. Once the spittle touches their drink they usually leave. Then you get a free drink.
RE: Good Morning Mockers! - HairOfTheDog - 03-19-2013
(03-19-2013, 08:18 PM)Maggot Wrote:(03-19-2013, 07:05 PM)Cracker Wrote:(03-19-2013, 10:28 AM)dragonfly Wrote: I I I I'm I I
I'm I'll my my I I'll Me likee.
Think I'll pass. In a bar I would stand up, grab my drink and my purse, and move down a seat or two.
You can just tell with some people.
I grab a handful of pretzels, move closer and start talking. Once the spittle touches their drink they usually leave. Then you get a free drink.
I only go to bars that serve the red skinned peanuts. Between the spittle, nose picking, and skinned front teeth, that abandoned drink is almost guaranteed right quick. Pretzels tend to dry my salivary glands.
RE: Good Morning Mockers! - ramseycat - 03-19-2013
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
RE: Good Morning Mockers! - HairOfTheDog - 03-19-2013
(03-19-2013, 08:37 PM)ramseycat Wrote: These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Say it with conviction! It's cosmic.
RE: Good Morning Mockers! - Cracker - 03-19-2013
(03-19-2013, 08:18 PM)Maggot Wrote: I grab a handful of pretzels, move closer and start talking. Once the spittle touches their drink they usually leave. Then you get a free drink.
I can see why somebody snapped you right up.
RE: Good Morning Mockers! - Maggot - 03-19-2013
(03-19-2013, 08:48 PM)Cracker Wrote:(03-19-2013, 08:18 PM)Maggot Wrote: I grab a handful of pretzels, move closer and start talking. Once the spittle touches their drink they usually leave. Then you get a free drink.
I can see why somebody snapped you right up.
That and my ability to hitch hike in the nude without getting arrested.
RE: Good Morning Mockers! - Cracker - 03-19-2013
(03-19-2013, 09:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: That and my ability to hitch hike in the nude without getting arrested.
You may want to shave or wax if people can't tell when you're naked.
RE: Good Morning Mockers! - BlueTiki - 03-20-2013
(03-19-2013, 10:28 AM)dragonfly Wrote: I found this site from googling the now-solved-maybe murder of Johnny Clarke and Lisa Straub.
I was more curious in finding out where exactly their house was . . .
It's your lucky year!
Dead Johnny's mom is stating 2013 is the year for gathering the guilty.
Exactly like she did in 2011 and 2012.
Their "house"?
It's just a couple of doors down, on the right, from your trailer.
RE: Good Morning Mockers! - HairOfTheDog - 03-20-2013
(03-19-2013, 10:28 AM)dragonfly Wrote: .. I found out a LOT more about the case than was just in the newspapers.
Facebook?
Give us a teaser, dragonfly.
What clues have you unearthed surrounding these murders?
Welcome.
RE: Good Morning Mockers! - Tasmanian - 03-20-2013
(03-19-2013, 10:28 AM)dragonfly Wrote: I found this site from googling the now-solved-maybe murder of Johnny Clarke and Lisa Straub. I was more curious in finding out where exactly their house was, since I live around the same area and I'm just nosy like that. I wanted to make an account since I found out a LOT more about the case than was just in the newspapers.
I'm usually more of a lurker, but I'll contriboot to discussions from time to time. Pique my interest, and you'll get my opinion. I think I'll be in good company, seems like you all are a rowdy bunch. Me likee.
"Me likee?" Are you 12 or something?
RE: Good Morning Mockers! - username - 03-20-2013
So much for contribooting.
RE: Good Morning Mockers! - Tasmanian - 03-20-2013
(03-19-2013, 10:28 AM)dragonfly Wrote: I found this site from googling the now-solved-maybe murder of Johnny Clarke and Lisa Straub. I was more curious in finding out where exactly their house was, since I live around the same area and I'm just nosy like that. I wanted to make an account since I found out a LOT more about the case than was just in the newspapers.
I'm usually more of a lurker, but I'll contriboot to discussions from time to time. Pique my interest, and you'll get my opinion. I think I'll be in good company, seems like you all are a rowdy bunch. Me likee.
I have got to ask...are you for real?
This is the worst written piece of crap I have read since the "Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act."
RE: Good Morning Mockers! - Jimbone - 03-20-2013
Maybe maytee got to her with one of those karma voodoo hood rat spells?
RE: Good Morning Mockers! - Cracker - 03-20-2013
(03-20-2013, 06:13 PM)Tasmanian Wrote: I have got to ask...are you for real?
This is the worst written piece of crap I have read since my own boring introduction.
JSYK, telling people right off the bat you are here to give your opinion is the major turnoff. We don't know you and don't give a shit what you think.
I can't remember reading any of your stuff outside of your boring intro thread (which I parsed or ignored completely), so I am a little shocked you have any criticism to offer others.
Are you fantastic and I missed it? I'm thinking not.
RE: Good Morning Mockers! - Duchess - 03-21-2013
Where is the bitchflake that started this thread?