I really don't know what possessed me to join a flame forum, I'm much too sweet and demure for this kind of thing.
Well, at least till I start drinking. You should all be safe for another week or two, or until someone pisses me off at work/driving/living, then I might have to come in here and kick the dog... that being YOU.
Lovely meeting all of you and have a nice day. 
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if you're who i think you are, you are as sweet and demure as attila the hun. ::banana::
welcome. 
I understand Atilla was a very nice guy and loved his mother... literally.
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Who picked your name for you?.........Mr. Rogers?........::rollseyes::
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Maggot Wrote:Who picked your name for you?.........Mr. Rogers?........::rollseyes:: Yes, you're absolutely right. I should've considered naming myself after fly larva that feeds on decomposing flesh. Your mommy didn't raise any fools, did she? Well, I might've spoken too soon...
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LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Maggot Wrote:Who picked your name for you?.........Mr. Rogers?........::rollseyes:: Yes, you're absolutely right. I should've considered naming myself after fly larva that feeds on decomposing flesh. Your mommy didn't raise any fools, did she? Well, I might've spoken too soon... Maggots eat shit and your looking mighty tasty.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Maggot Wrote:LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Maggot Wrote:Who picked your name for you?.........Mr. Rogers?........::rollseyes:: Yes, you're absolutely right. I should've considered naming myself after fly larva that feeds on decomposing flesh. Your mommy didn't raise any fools, did she? Well, I might've spoken too soon... Maggots eat shit and your looking mighty tasty. You are aware you just made yourself look like a blithering idiot, right? I don't know many people that would publicly admit they eat fecal matter. What you choose to do in the privacy of your own home is your own business, let's try to keep these embarrassing confessions to yourself.
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Yes dear...................::vio::
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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That was the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me here so far, I think I'm in love! ![[Image: 11_5_3.gif]](http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_5_3.gif)
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Maggot Wrote:That was the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me here so far, I think I'm in love! Get your shit breath outta my face! :;beat::
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Love the moniker ...
*In Two Girls One Cup, which one were you ?
STFU Wrote:Love the moniker ...
*In Two Girls One Cup, which one were you ? I've made a point of avoiding that vid, but some of the reaction shots on youtube are hilarious. Ever see the one where the guy makes his grandmother, of all people, watch Two Girls, One Cup? ::lmao::
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Maggot Wrote:LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Maggot Wrote:Who picked your name for you?.........Mr. Rogers?........::rollseyes:: Yes, you're absolutely right. I should've considered naming myself after fly larva that feeds on decomposing flesh. Your mommy didn't raise any fools, did she? Well, I might've spoken too soon... Maggots eat shit and your looking mighty tasty. I think Mrs. Rogers over here has tossed you a little beating Maggot, but that line of yours cracked me up.
So when do I get to lose my virginity?
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LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:So when do I get to lose my virginity? When some half dead, nothing-to-lose homeless guy shows up and finds you attractive, I guess.
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Asking probably doesn't help the process ...
Middle Finger Wrote:LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:So when do I get to lose my virginity? When some half dead, nothing-to-lose homeless guy shows up and finds you attractive, I guess. Okay, when do you think you'll get here?
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LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:So when do I get to lose my virginity? After you've posted an endless line of drivel full of four letter profanities.
I'll try to do my best, you cunt faced cocksucking motherfucker.
Too many letters, damn it!
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