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#1
04-18-2011, 05:06 PM
Hallo i am Achmed i am a new laptops using

wat do i have to do to get into the other forums here?

is anyone interestd in upgrading there internet service providings?

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04-18-2011, 05:11 PM
hello Achmed...where might you be posting your internet wisdom from?

















































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04-18-2011, 05:14 PM
Wizdoms?

i live in cannada i moved there 8 yearss ago

do u like ringdings 4 your cellphone?

I have sum good ones on mine.
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04-18-2011, 05:15 PM
welcome to Mock Achmed. we like our international members!

i don't have a ringtone on my phone, but i want the theme from COPS. Police :B

















































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04-18-2011, 05:18 PM
(04-18-2011, 05:14 PM)Achmed Wrote: Wizdoms?

i live in cannada i moved there 8 yearss ago

do u like ringdings 4 your cellphone?

I have sum good ones on mine.

I thought we had hit the ultimate nadir with the influx of Ohio soup chickens.

Looks like I was wrong.

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04-18-2011, 05:23 PM
wat are the soop chickens?

my typing iz not good im still learning

i like the cops show i like it wen they arrests the crazy guyz who arre drunks
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04-18-2011, 05:24 PM
This one does an online accent better than Mo.
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04-18-2011, 05:24 PM


WTF
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04-18-2011, 05:26 PM
(04-18-2011, 05:24 PM)Duchess Wrote:

WTF

U mean wat z fuk?
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04-18-2011, 05:31 PM
from where did you immigrate to Canada? did you have a camel?
somehow i suspect English is not your first language.

















































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04-18-2011, 05:32 PM
wen can i get into the forum?

ami doing someting wrong?

do i need a special codes to get in?

I have sume codes but i dont know if theys right codes?
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04-18-2011, 05:35 PM
dont want to says where im coming to canada from

sum people can be angry wit they know where am coming from

my english is god i think i practis a lot at the center

i dont have camels
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04-18-2011, 05:39 PM
(04-18-2011, 05:32 PM)Achmed Wrote: wen can i get into the forum?

ami doing someting wrong?

do i need a special codes to get in?

I have sume codes but i dont know if theys right codes?

Please kill me.

Codes?, what the fuck are you on about fucknut?, are you another one of these conspiracy retards?

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04-18-2011, 05:45 PM
sum conspriacies are real i saw on a site about okelahoma bomb that means the guy that got injectd for it wasnt even there

and teh remote control planess that crashed in newyork
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04-18-2011, 05:48 PM
(04-18-2011, 05:32 PM)Achmed Wrote: wen can i get into the forum?

ami doing someting wrong?

do i need a special codes to get in?

I have sume codes but i dont know if theys right codes?

I have a secret code for you..........standby Achhhhhhhhmed.
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04-18-2011, 05:48 PM
(04-18-2011, 05:32 PM)Achmed Wrote: wen can i get into the forum?

ami doing someting wrong?

do i need a special codes to get in?

I have sume codes but i dont know if theys right codes?

i'll let you in soon. i have to grill you some more. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin like a steak. or a goat. how did you find Mock?


















































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04-18-2011, 05:49 PM
(04-18-2011, 05:45 PM)Achmed Wrote: sum conspriacies are real i saw on a site about okelahoma bomb that means the guy that got injectd for it wasnt even there

and teh remote control planess that crashed in newyork

At this point I think it is the responsibility of LC and Duch to physically restrain me.

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04-18-2011, 05:51 PM
Type this code in
hqxMR4Uk


This is case sensitive. BTW
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04-18-2011, 06:59 PM
There is something strange here

Really kind of strange

Only Achmed knows for sure

Looks like this is bullshit

Let's just watch for awhile, eh?
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04-18-2011, 07:22 PM
(04-18-2011, 06:59 PM)thekid65 Wrote: There is something strange here

Really kind of strange

Only Achmed knows for sure

Looks like this is bullshit

Let's just watch for awhile, eh?

Yeah. Probably the Nazi one. He isn't bad looking, so he must have a little wiener if he has so much spare time. Or bert. He didn't like caps, either.
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