I am the ghost of EH

[The Ghost of EH]

Ok. That's it. You already read what I had to say. That's why you're reading this.

Ok, you are too stupid, so I'll repeat myself.


Hi. I am the ghost of EH. I bet you 100 dollas I know who will post next.

[Jibbles]

You lost your $100. Would you like my direct bank account or my physical address?

[The Ghost of EH]

Money has no value to me in my current state, since I am a ghost and my ghost suit has no pockets.

I feel I might have met you in the past. If so, welcome to my thread.

[Cynical Ninja]

Watching newbies interact is like watching sloths fuck.

[BlueTiki]

Money has no value to me in my current state . . .

Incarcerated.

White collar crime.

[Duchess]

Hi. I am the ghost of EH.

[Cracker]

Where's Donkeh? He's my babeh.

Bring Donkeh or go back to Hating Equally.

[BlueTiki]

Where's Donkeh? He's my babeh.

Did he really get spooked and is in hiding because of some troll?

Cracker . . . you know I love you. I do.

But show nipple, next time.

The cleavage obviously wasn't enough of a hook.

[Cracker]

I think the Donkeh was a decent individual. Irish people are always tipsy, but mostly good people. Except the Angela's Ashes guy. He wasn't so good. And the Irish who plant car bombs. Oh, and the Irish who don't understand crop rotation.

Did the Irish do anything good?

That Flagler guy was super effen creepy. I'm sure Donkeh has changed his MO to avoid having his pets beheaded. At some point, you do need to be prosecuted for being a sick fuck, even an online sick fuck.

[BlueTiki]

You could have just said "No" to the whole nipple thing.

Now I'm thinking Donkeh is an Irish pussy.

River Dance girls probably scare the shit out of him, too.

[Duchess]

That Flagler guy was super effen creepy.

Shhhh. It will be like rubbing the bottle & a bizarre genie pops out...kinda like Julie. Hahaha!

[The Ghost of EH]

Donkeh was fucked with in a very nasty way IRL and decided to leave the internets. It is a shame because the guy was one hell of a guy and funny as shit, but I totally understand his decision.

I won't go into details to protect his private info, but Flag really fucked him up.

So sorry, Cracker. I guess we're all that is left of the gang.

[Cracker]

What kind of bottle would you rub for Julie's Genie?

a.) 40 Malt Liquor
b.) MD ²⁰⁄₂₀
c.) Courvoisier
d.) Hennessy

[The Ghost of EH]

Fuck, I shouldn't cook and try to post at the same time. My previous post sounds really retarded.

[Cracker]

Donkeh was fucked with in a very nasty way IRL and decided to leave the internets. It is a shame because the guy was one hell of a guy and funny as shit, but I totally understand his decision.

I won't go into details to protect his private info, but Flag really fucked him up.

So sorry, Cracker. I guess we're all that is left of the gang.

Tell him he still has a fan and I totally understand.

There are some truly fucked up people in the world. When they get a computer, their fuckedupedness is allowed to spread. When it turns into IRL bullshit, it is time to unplug. That's why I hate Facebook. First of all, who gives a fuck what you think or what you did all day? Secondly, who gives fuck what you think or what you did all day? I just don't get it.

[Duchess]

What kind of bottle would you rub for Julie's Genie?

a.) 40 Malt Liquor
b.) MD ²⁰⁄₂₀
c.) Courvoisier
d.) Hennessy

I'll take "b" for the win!

[Cracker]

Nah, C, she's uppity.

[Duchess]

She doesn't deserve a lovely bottle...she gets plastic.

[FAHQTOO]

Fuck, I shouldn't cook and try to post at the same time. My previous post sounds really retarded.

I was kind of thinking all your posts were retarded, but hey...that's just me.

And, I didn't hear any sounds when I read your posts.

[username]

Fuck, I shouldn't cook and try to post at the same time. My previous post sounds really retarded.

Actually, it was one of your better posts.

By "cook" do you mean preparing a Spam and squirt cheese sandwich?