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[Cracker]

Don't you want a piece of Cracker?

Don't you just want to tell me how it really is?

Don't tell your spouse how much of a mean whore I am, come tell me!

[Smegma]

Yes, Cracker is the center of my existence. Share that with me. Let's all talk about Cracker.

Cracker, Cracker, Cracker.

[Duchess]

WTF

[username]

Don't you want a piece of Cracker?

Like a Ritz Bitz?

[Smegma]

I'd eat just about anything if it had a piece of seafood on it.

I'm not ashamed to admit that.

[username]

I'd eat just about anything if it had a piece of seafood on it.

I'm not ashamed to admit that.

That's it, we're through.



I pretty much hate seafood.

[Cracker]

WTF

Just thought I'd try. The drama llamas were getting on my nerves. The only other choice for stimulating conversation was Chevy Chase of the Midwest. I was thinking it was a good time to trap new members.

The other alternative is to rock "This is my shitty life" or "My ex did that" or "Here are my tits AGAIN" into the new year.

Cracker needs mental stimulation. I just can't join the cows in the pasture...

It's fine, though, I invited people over instead. They are a little late, but they don't have a cud, so it's all good.

[Cracker]

Yes, Cracker is the center of my existence. Share that with me. Let's all talk about Cracker.

Cracker, Cracker, Cracker.

Or you could show your tits again for the millionth time. There's always that.

[Duchess]

Just thought I'd try.

You're a good Mocker to promote Mock. That's constructive shit stirring & I appreciate it!

[IMaDick]

Just thought I'd try.

You're a good Mocker to promote Mock. That's constructive shit stirring & I appreciate it!

Reverse ass kissing, that's a fairly novel activity for you.

[Duchess]

Reverse ass kissing, that's a fairly novel activity for you.

Dick's jealous of Cracker now. I call her punkin' too & she said she'd hump me. How's that grab ya?

[Maggot]

Have you tried the new orgasmic six inch below ground slug chaser? Most people prefer the 3 inch but if you really wanna get serious and your garden is a bit old you may want the extra depth that can be had with minimal financial loss.
With the uncertain future and the inconsistancies of everyday living it may be a perfect fit for that busy life lived by busy people who do not have the time for inconvienient chatter.

[Lady Cop]

Maggot: Have you tried the new orgasmic six inch below ground slug chaser?



what????


why do i even ask anymore.

[Maggot]

Maggot: Have you tried the new orgasmic six inch below ground slug chaser?



what????


why do i even ask anymore.

Or you could just use diatomaceouse earth, it is optional. For slugs that is.

[IMaDick]

Reverse ass kissing, that's a fairly novel activity for you.

Dick's jealous of Cracker now. I call her punkin' too & she said she'd hump me. How's that grab ya?

Please show me why I should be jealous otherwise shut the fuck up.

[Duchess]

*yawn*

[Smegma]

Yes, Cracker is the center of my existence. Share that with me. Let's all talk about Cracker.

Cracker, Cracker, Cracker.

Or you could show your tits again for the millionth time. There's always that.

But that never gets old because my breasts are magnificent.

[Lady Cop]

Maggot: Have you tried the new orgasmic six inch below ground slug chaser?



what????


why do i even ask anymore.

Or you could just use diatomaceouse earth, it is optional. For slugs that is.

orgasmic slugs. related to maggots. and those nasty tomato monsters. and vine-borers that get in my pumpkin vines.

[IMaDick]

*yawn*

Just as I figured,you are a chicken shit when you get called on your crap.

[username]

This thread is public relations/marketing at its finest.


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