Soo...

[Maggot]

You'd better strike while the iron's hot though, if you're interested. I think Clang has his eye on my friend aussie; not sure if it was the breast-feeding photo or the frozen forehead that reeled him all the way in. She's such an effin' tease.

HoTD, don't bring me into these newbie threads please, they are not worthy. Thank you. Carry on.

Never underestimate the "Power of cheese"

[Clang McFly]

Clang is single, Ironing Broad. Hard to believe, but I shit you not.

Maybe he shouldn't be eliminated so quickly. There are worse first dates than dinner at Red Robin, followed by some sweaty sofa cuddlin' and a Silver Spoons viewing marathon.

You'd better strike while the iron's hot though, if you're interested. I think Clang has his eye on my friend aussie; not sure if it was the breast-feeding photo or the frozen forehead that reeled him all the way in. She's such an effin' tease.

Had my eye on aussie until the Botox ballyhoo. If I ever get a girlfriend, I'm taking her flaws and everything. Don't mess up your perfect imperfect body ladies.

[Clang McFly]

I had the meat sweats and jalapeño farts

Christ on a cracker, Clang.

No nice girl is going to be tolerating that shit, mister.

You got that right, Duchess.

Clang, good to see you back.

Good to see you, JsMom.

[Clang McFly]

Clang is single, Ironing Broad. Hard to believe, but I shit you not.

Maybe he shouldn't be eliminated so quickly. There are worse first dates than dinner at Red Robin, followed by some sweaty sofa cuddlin' and a Silver Spoons viewing marathon.

You'd better strike while the iron's hot though, if you're interested. I think Clang has his eye on my friend aussie; not sure if it was the breast-feeding photo or the frozen forehead that reeled him all the way in. She's such an effin' tease.

Nah HOTD, I think I'd rather cuddle up to my fart infested body pillow. Meat sweats and jalapeño farts made me realize how wonderful it is to be able to shit in the toilet and not in my undies.To have the freedom to spoon without the danger being sharted on unexpectedly.

Are y'all sure Clang really isn't an 85 year old incontinent resident in a nursing home?

nope. 41 year old fat fuck and mama's boy with crossdressing tendencies.

[Blindgreed1]

Clang is single, Ironing Broad. Hard to believe, but I shit you not.

Maybe he shouldn't be eliminated so quickly. There are worse first dates than dinner at Red Robin, followed by some sweaty sofa cuddlin' and a Silver Spoons viewing marathon.

You'd better strike while the iron's hot though, if you're interested. I think Clang has his eye on my friend aussie; not sure if it was the breast-feeding photo or the frozen forehead that reeled him all the way in. She's such an effin' tease.

Nah HOTD, I think I'd rather cuddle up to my fart infested body pillow. Meat sweats and jalapeño farts made me realize how wonderful it is to be able to shit in the toilet and not in my undies.To have the freedom to spoon without the danger being sharted on unexpectedly.

Are y'all sure Clang really isn't an 85 year old incontinent resident in a nursing home?

nope. 41 year old fat fuck and mama's boy with crossdressing tendencies.

Pics?

[Clang McFly]

Clang is single, Ironing Broad. Hard to believe, but I shit you not.

Maybe he shouldn't be eliminated so quickly. There are worse first dates than dinner at Red Robin, followed by some sweaty sofa cuddlin' and a Silver Spoons viewing marathon.

You'd better strike while the iron's hot though, if you're interested. I think Clang has his eye on my friend aussie; not sure if it was the breast-feeding photo or the frozen forehead that reeled him all the way in. She's such an effin' tease.

Nah HOTD, I think I'd rather cuddle up to my fart infested body pillow. Meat sweats and jalapeño farts made me realize how wonderful it is to be able to shit in the toilet and not in my undies.To have the freedom to spoon without the danger being sharted on unexpectedly.

Are y'all sure Clang really isn't an 85 year old incontinent resident in a nursing home?

nope. 41 year old fat fuck and mama's boy with crossdressing tendencies.

Pics?

once you become a full member of Mock you can find my pic in the member's photo gallery. Maybe even a pic of me in drag eventually.

[Duchess]

Don't mess up your perfect imperfect body ladies.

Aww. You sound like a John Legend song.

[Blindgreed1]

Clang is single, Ironing Broad. Hard to believe, but I shit you not.

Maybe he shouldn't be eliminated so quickly. There are worse first dates than dinner at Red Robin, followed by some sweaty sofa cuddlin' and a Silver Spoons viewing marathon.

You'd better strike while the iron's hot though, if you're interested. I think Clang has his eye on my friend aussie; not sure if it was the breast-feeding photo or the frozen forehead that reeled him all the way in. She's such an effin' tease.

Nah HOTD, I think I'd rather cuddle up to my fart infested body pillow. Meat sweats and jalapeño farts made me realize how wonderful it is to be able to shit in the toilet and not in my undies.To have the freedom to spoon without the danger being sharted on unexpectedly.

Are y'all sure Clang really isn't an 85 year old incontinent resident in a nursing home?

nope. 41 year old fat fuck and mama's boy with crossdressing tendencies.

Pics?

once you become a full member of Mock you can find my pic in the member's photo gallery. Maybe even a pic of me in drag eventually.

I've been a full member since the day I signed up homie. I've seen your pic, but not in drag. If you're going to cross dress... Go BIG!

[Clang McFly]

Don't mess up your perfect imperfect body ladies.

Aww. You sound like a John Legend song.

that's where I got it from. It's one of my current favorite songs(All of Me).

[Clang McFly]

Nah HOTD, I think I'd rather cuddle up to my fart infested body pillow. Meat sweats and jalapeño farts made me realize how wonderful it is to be able to shit in the toilet and not in my undies.To have the freedom to spoon without the danger being sharted on unexpectedly.

Are y'all sure Clang really isn't an 85 year old incontinent resident in a nursing home?

nope. 41 year old fat fuck and mama's boy with crossdressing tendencies.

Pics?

once you become a full member of Mock you can find my pic in the member's photo gallery. Maybe even a pic of me in drag eventually.

I've been a full member since the day I signed up homie. I've seen your pic, but not in drag. If you're going to cross dress... Go BIG!

I'm afraid to put something like that on the interwebz.

[Blindgreed1]

nope. 41 year old fat fuck and mama's boy with crossdressing tendencies.

Pics?

once you become a full member of Mock you can find my pic in the member's photo gallery. Maybe even a pic of me in drag eventually.

I've been a full member since the day I signed up homie. I've seen your pic, but not in drag. If you're going to cross dress... Go BIG!

I'm afraid to put something like that on the interwebz.

Honestly... I don't wanna see you in womens clothing. In all honesty, I don't even like to see women in womens clothing. That shit belongs on my bedroom floor.

[IroningBroad]

Don't worry Clang I'm a 25 year old woman with kids and would probably need to dress in drag to look like a woman.I'm short and scrawny with the body of a 13 year old pre-pubecent girl.

[Clang McFly]

Don't worry Clang I'm a 25 year old woman with kids and would probably need to dress in drag to look like a woman.I'm short and scrawny with the body of a 13 year old pre-pubecent girl.

you just described my college girlfriend.

[Blindgreed1]

Don't worry Clang I'm a 25 year old woman with kids and would probably need to dress in drag to look like a woman.I'm short and scrawny with the body of a 13 year old pre-pubecent girl.

Are you from the Appalachia region?

[IroningBroad]

Don't worry Clang I'm a 25 year old woman with kids and would probably need to dress in drag to look like a woman.I'm short and scrawny with the body of a 13 year old pre-pubecent girl.

Are you from the Appalachia region?

Because God forbid there be young mothers nowadays.I must be white trash...

Hey at least I'm married and all my kids have the same father.At least I'm not jumping from dick to dick and have kids from 10 different men.

[Blindgreed1]

Don't worry Clang I'm a 25 year old woman with kids and would probably need to dress in drag to look like a woman.I'm short and scrawny with the body of a 13 year old pre-pubecent girl.

Are you from the Appalachia region?

Because God forbid there be young mothers nowadays.I must be white trash...

Hey at least I'm married and all my kids have the same father.At least I'm not jumping from dick to dick and have kids from 10 different men.

Touchy... Looks like I found a button to push.

[IroningBroad]

[Blindgreed1]

Has you ever et a frog? When your brother tells you to hop in the truck do you call it foreplay?

[IroningBroad]

[Blindgreed1]