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(07-25-2025, 07:52 PM)sally Wrote: I am a cardiologist as well, I fix smiles during the day and repair hearts at night. I just gave her a stress test without actually having her on the treadmill or taking a look at her labs.
I just hopped on my bad foot for 30 seconds or so BECAUSE…Sally told me to.
It’s getting better. This appointment was with a gastroenterologist because I was queasy and throwing up for a bit before I went to the ER.
They’re going to do some test to check for a bacterial infection (fine) but the not so fine part is they’re scheduling me for a damn colonoscopy. Everyone complains about the prep for a colonoscopy. I’ve only had one but totally ignored the prep directions. I just fasted for one and a half days and took some over the counter laxative and apparently that was sufficient. I’m not drinking some nasty solution for this one either.
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I said hop on your good foot, Jesus Christ. Are they checking you for H.Pylori? What they need to be checking is your damn eyesight.
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(07-25-2025, 11:08 PM)sally Wrote: I said hop on your good foot, Jesus Christ. Are they checking you for H.Pylori? What they need to be checking is your damn eyesight.
Da’ fuck?!? You did say hop on my good foot. 
Lol, if I couldn’t do that, I’m probably dead. My dog is freaking out while I test these theories. She is NOT happy with me hopping around. Period. I think she probably has more sense than I do.
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Speaking of eye sight, around three years ago I saw an ophthalmologist who discovered a “spot” in my eye. I’ve had one or two appointments since then and they’re monitoring the spot (although it’s probably been 8 months+ since I’ve seen them).
I’m falling apart, lol.
Annoying.
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Lucky you!
I would substitute prune juice. Way too much sugar in the crap they prescribe, who knows what else is in it. Drink 2 bottles in the course of a day with mucho water and you should be good to go.
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I hope you didn't get the clot shot.
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Oh for fucks sake. Every time someone gets sick or dies you think it’s the direct result of getting a Covid vaccination.
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Ill.wait.ten.years.for.apology.
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Oh gosh, I hope I'm still seeing you everyday 10 years from now. Wouldn't that be somethin'!
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(07-26-2025, 04:01 AM)BigMark Wrote: I hope you didn't get the clot shot.
I got two. Actually I got mildly sick in the early months of Covid. Never got tested but weeks and months later, I started feeling like crap. Info was coming out about long Covid and I related. By the time it was my turn to get a shot some long Covid sufferers were saying the vaccine helped them feel better. So I had a couple reasons to get it.
Can’t say it made me feel better/didn’t make me feel worse. I started to feel more like myself about 6 months after California finally reopened. The brain fog and stuff people report? It’s awful!
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(07-26-2025, 10:35 AM)BigMark Wrote: she's.pregnant.
*gasp* User?
Oh my gods...it's...it's...it's miracle! I want to throw a baby shower! Oh User, a baby, honey. 
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(07-26-2025, 11:04 AM)Duchess Wrote: (07-26-2025, 10:35 AM)BigMark Wrote: she's.pregnant.
*gasp* User?
Oh my gods...it's...it's...it's miracle! I want to throw a baby shower! Oh User, a baby, honey.
Nah, Mrs Big is having a baby!!!
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Check out chochespears on instagram. That’s one beautiful man and he’s gayer than clang sitting on a fruit bowl. I love his hair, I wish I had it.
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I looked. Would you bring back driveway hummers for him?
After I saw him I felt like a perv for looking, he's a baby.
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That boy has a little too much sugar in his tank for my liking, I’m just saying he has great hair and abs.
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(07-26-2025, 07:39 PM)Duchess Wrote: After I saw him I felt like a perv for looking, he's a baby.
Word. Definitely not my type. Beyond his youth, he’s too effeminate for me.
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No wonder I’m not a fan of geese. Just learned a story from my aunt about my mom.
Apparently when my mom was about 6 her grandparents had geese. One chased my mom around (scaring her) so her grandfather picked up a piece of wood from the wood pile nearby and told my mom to hit it.
She did and killed it.
I didn’t know that about my mom. She killed the goose.
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(07-26-2025, 05:53 PM)sally Wrote: Check out chochespears on instagram. That’s one beautiful man and he’s gayer than clang sitting on a fruit bowl. I love his hair, I wish I had it.
I'm not gay, so even the ugliest gay man is gayer than me.
I'm a heterosexual crossdresser. Small minority.
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(07-26-2025, 09:07 PM)username Wrote: No wonder I’m not a fan of geese. Just learned a story from my aunt about my mom.
Apparently when my mom was about 6 her grandparents had geese. One chased my mom around (scaring her) so her grandfather picked up a piece of wood from the wood pile nearby and told my mom to hit it.
She did and killed it.
I didn’t know that about my mom. She killed the goose.
The top 5 best things I have ever eaten was in a wine cellar in Hungary. The old wine maker brought out fresh baked bread that was spread with goose grease and topped with cheese, thinly sliced onions and sliced green grapes. It doesn’t sound like anything special, but something about it was magical. Maybe I was just really drunk, but I think it was the goose grease.
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