10-27-2010, 10:48 PM
(10-27-2010, 10:30 PM)Maggot Wrote: My Mother wanted to move in with me but my sister in Fla. has a better climate for her. She has her own little guest house, on the end of her own little street, in a little town in the middle of that state. She's a freakin facebook queen now and wants to be everybodies stupid goddamn fucking friend. I thought about it and said I would be fine with it when I move into a nice little hut next to an active volcano.
She is a goddamn fire-cracker.
I bet your mom has a wrinkly snow bird lover in FLA. I bet they talk dirty on FB. If your mom has tan lines, she is probably a little slutty. Just want you to be aware so you aren't shocked when you visit.