11-04-2010, 08:24 PM
There is a guy up the street from me. He has 7 cars and 2 boats and a few washers, dryers and some scrap metal kicking around. He calls himself an "inventor" and is ready for Christmas. I know this because he still has a santa on his roof from last year and lights his driveway with Christmas lights. And still has the wreath on his door from last year. I think he was once a Boy Scout because he took the "be prepared" motto to heart.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.