a New Years Eve story

[aussiefriend]

Well, at least you seem to be a friendly drunk.

Yeah, but how do you face the addicts in the morning with cointreau on your breath?

She would have to be faced to even think about nekkid wrestling with Dick. I would have to swim in the cointreau to even let him touch my hand.

Addict meet alcoholic, alcoholic meet addict.

I predict a second apology may be forthcoming.

hahahahaha

Coming on to Dick has to be the Mock Walk Of Shame.

As you know I am paranoid on a good day, so today I am extremely tired doing DIY stuff, car serviced, the list goes on. Is this picture put up because this is how you perceive me because I endulged in some cointreau last week?

I also emailed a record producer that I knew from years ago and I am sure he thinks I am a nutjob mental case. I had to send an apology email the next day without a response!

But I have seen emails that friends have sent me in the past I guess you guys have too, where the girl has wet her pants or passed out with her head in the toilet or just really gross stuff. I am hoping that is not what you think of me.

I guess when I have a few drinks (which is hardly ever) I do feel sociable and I like to banter with people even if it is just dick being nasty to me.

But I really hope that image of that girl naked and passed out on a public picnic table obviously in a public park is not the image you have had of me. Luckily in my youth when I was out running amock there was not internet. Al Gore hadnt invented it yet.

cheers