a New Years Eve story

[Lady Cop]

I think it is a picture of her it is true, falling down drunk pissing pants and all.

Thats too gross for words. Where does all the hatred come from Maggot, don't you like Aussies? We are there overseas supporting the war effort.

Whats your beef with me?

Aussie i feel 100% certain Maggot was screwing around...i've known him for years (in real life) and there is not a hating or mean bone in his body. he's a cuddly teddy-bear sweetheart.
sorry to step in here Maggy.

you have to lose the paranoia here at Mock Aussie, it's what we do. mock.